Pot O'Gold: An Awesomesauce Legacy Part 3.1

Sep 30, 2009 15:00





Catch up here! Pot O'Gold Archive

HOLY CRAP IT LIVES!

Usual warnings apply.

An awesimsauce and pixel_trade legacy.





Kronk: "I may be incorporeal but I will still enjoy the warm, gooey, melty, cheesy, buttery goodness somehow. Osmosis possibly. Or maybe I can convert it into ectoplasm? Add 2, carry the 5, sum the variables, I think there's an imaginary number in there somewhere... oh fuck it, I will just defy logic and eat it."

Iz bettar than cheezburger?

Kronk: *NOMNOMNOMNOM... BUUUUURP*



Boo: "Don't mind me, I'm just admiring the artwork... and John's penis..."
John: "I'm up for a threesome!" *plus*

I WILL KILL YOU BOTH I SWEAR.



Yay, it's Untitled's birthday! Time to heap misery and woe upon his tiny shoulders *glee*



Aww, what a cutie pie. I almost feel bad for the fate in store for him.



A harbinger of things to come, he is unceremoniously dumped on the floor whilst the adults all immediately flock to the cake for yum-yums. EXCELLENT /mrburns



Proof that Logan still rocks out loud.



Untitled passed out on the floor? Check.
Untitled receiving no parental intervention or care? Check.
Untitled marinating in his own stink? Check.

Perfect >:]



Now make more neglected sproglets, 'kay?



Such a beautiful and serene picture of the love between these two. Though I imagine Yzma's getting sand in some really uncomfortable places. And Boo is probably lurking somewhere nearby being all creepy.



Bryant: "So does Logan buy you jewelry? I personally think the right accessories accent an already beautiful woman and make her even lovelier. You would be as the most perfect pearl in the ocean!"

And you thought I would make a dirty joke.



I tired of Yzma looking middle-aged with the short 'do. I think this suits her much better.



RAWR. Now THAT'S my girl.



Perfect!



Stewing in filth and left unattended all day and night. Ah, I love the black generation.



LOOKIT THE LITTLE STICKY-OUTTIE EARSSSSSSS!!!!!!!



O_O

Y HALLO THAR DAYDREAM LOOKALIKE, WOULD U LIEK TO JOIN DIS LEGACY?



I love Yzma so much. Seriously.



Poor Boo, she's losing bladder control in her old age.



Logan is losing his MIND in his old age. THERE IS A SHOWER RIGHT BEHIND YOU.



Untitled: "Daddy, daddy, I've been wearing the same diaper for the last MILLENIUM it seems! Do you not see the wafting clouds of green stink and flies surrounding me? This can't be healthy! Could you possibly find time to, I don't know, CHANGE ME?!"



John: "Uh, no. I'm not really into this whole parenting thing. I'm just into the baby-making, ya know? Besides, I have my own stink cloud to take care of. Run along, kid."



Speaking of baby-making...



Yzma: "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS ALIENS!



Yzma: "I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!"



Booooooooooooo! He's supposed to be unloved and uncared for, on the floor wallowing in filth! Not enjoying a nice warm bath from grammy! Although tbh, he doesn't really look like he's enjoying it. Carry on, I guess.



Aliens: "AND STAY OUT! YOU AIN'T NO VIRGIN!"



Yzma: *faceplants*



Yzma: "They're not quite as gentle as John..."



Yzma: "HOSHIT HE'S GOING TO BE REALLY PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!"



Yzma: "HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL CHEATING? HE'S GONNA KILL ME AND TAKE UP WITH MY MOM!"



Yzma: "Dammit."



Somehow, in their mutual senility, they found the bedroom.



Untitled has finally made friends. With the feesh.



Untitled: "Even the fishes no like me!"



I'm... just going to let you caption this one yourself. Yeah.



Woo, go Yzma!



John: "I am so good in bed I deserve an award, don't I baby? That was OSCAR-WORTHY!"
Yzma: "..."



John: "Grilled cheese?"
Yzma: "Let's have sex again!"

I do not understand her. At all.



Oh Boo. You crazy old stalker.



RED NUMBERS = GOOD!



Yay rage! *claps delightedly*



And to complete this trifecta of fail, he proceeds to pee on the expensive rug in the front hall. BLACK GENERATION, UR DOIN IT RITE!



He is adorable though and eeeeeeee he has John's purty eyes!



Alien ka-ching!



#2

John: "What the fuck is this noise? I don't remember getting her knocked up again."



Not. Going. To. Happen.



You look awfully calm for a woman about to birth alien sproglets. Thanks for picking the bathroom by the by.



Birf tiem! Is twins (of course)! Keeping with this generation's theme, they are named after emo songs. Here are Helena and Konstantine.



John: "Well this is clearly not mine." *puts on floor*

PICK THAT KID UP SO I CAN GET ONE NICE SHOT FOR THE END OF THIS UPDATE >:O

And then there was a crash.



But I got a nice picture after I rebooted!

Logan is by katu
John is by javabean_dreams
Bryant is by lemon_lime35

awesomesauce, legacy: pot o'gold, pixel trade

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