Incognito 2.2
Language. I think that's it actually, no sexytiemz or anything this update. It's a short one.
Incognito Archive
I made her stand still so I could get a good one of her. She looks a lot like her dad, but has mom's eyes.
College time for Tobias.
And Hunter. I am SO SICK of having bunkbeds, tents, napping on couches, etc. to fit everyone D:
Ooh she's a bathtub pirate too! ADORABLE.
Aww, elder love. It's cute if you don't think about it too much. Then it's kinda gross. And wrinkly.
*pointless Isabella spam*
Hey, I give the people what they want!
Blaine exists. So does Dot. Oddly enough, Blaine is the only person she likes.
SHE FINALLY GOT SPARKLES ^_^
Uh oh. Thank god everyone's either too young or too old for pollinating.
And our grand prize winner is Leo! Thank you all for playing and enjoy your prize.
You do enjoy butt-probing by little green men (and women), right?
Leo: "WHAT?!"
Leo: "I've changed my mind, I DO NOT WANT!!!!"
Leo: "I SAID GO AWAY AND TAKE YOUR PROBES WITH YOU!"
Poor guy.
Leo: "NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!" *butt sticks up enticingly*
Aliens: "See ya later Leo! It was great! We'll, uh, call you. Yeah."
Leo: *faceplant*
That looks painful D:
Leo: "Buzzah, wuttttt... WHERE AM I?"
Home, dear.
Leo: "Oh. Well, that's splendid then."
Leo: "WAIT. WHAT DID THOSE ALIENS DO TO ME?!?!?!?"
Tried to get you pregnant. But you're old. And crusty. Thank your lucky stars. Heh. Stars.
Oh you are the most awesome kids ever. Isabella is cackling gleefully and Blaine is cheering. WAY TO HAVE COMPASSION FOR YOUR FATHER'S POOR ABUSED BODY.
I'm with Isabella. *points and laughs*
Yay! A happy evil witch... er, isn't that an oxymoron?
Isabella playing catch. Woo.
Blaine playing catch, woo.
What's sad, is his sister is better at football than he is. Sad, pathetic little Blaine.
Leo: "Hey, honey, look! There's the constellation those evil butt-poking aliens were from! I think I can see their ship! Would you like to hear about it again? Well, it was AWFUL. I was in a cold room on a metal table with a bunch of them around poking and prodding my delicate areas, it was HORRIBLE!"
Twila: "Sounds like a gyn exam, you big wuss. I have to do it once a year..." *mumblegrumble*
*hughug*
Twila: "Maybe the aliens will come back and take you forever."
Leo: "What was that, my darling?"
Twila: "Oh, I said I'll love you forever." *cough*
Hi Barney! Erm, you don't look terribly scared, Twila. In fact, you look HAPPY.
Oh right, secondary Knowledge. YOU DID LIKE IT.
I think the lady doth protest too much.
Seeing as he's spent enough time on that to MAXIMIZE LOGIC FFS.
Blaine kersplodes into an equally boring teen. With bad fashion sense.
Isabella is much cuter, although she has the same abominable taste in fashion.
She is NOT pleased to see Barney. I bet she can barely remember him anyway. He died when she was, what? A toddler?
She's so pretty! But she looks even more like her dad as she ages.
Isabella: "SSssho, about thosssshe fake IDs..."
Isabella: "When are you going to shhhtop being a twat... and *hic* get one, sho we can go out and PAAAAAAR-TAAAAY?"
You won't need fake IDs anymore dearest. Off to college with you!
And Blaine too, of course. I'm sure I'll immediately drop him out and he'll rot in the Sim Bin. He's just so boring.
Next up: College *shudder*