Incognito 1.0
Cross-posted from Sims2Supernova for their legacy challenge. Not nearly as foul-mouthed as my usual but still some bad language and nudity, so be aware.
ETA: Twila was made by the amazing zaggytiddies and she definitely deserves all the credit for her cute!
This is Twila Incognito. Family-obsessed Gemini who wishes to become a SUPAH-SPY. Head of SCIA, that is, in the Intelligence career.
Twila, dear, could you lower those so everyone can see your pretty makeover?
Twila: "Buzz off."
She's a charmer.
Pretty. PRETTY MEAN.
The welcome wagon shows up and it's Beatrix Lackadaisy (from my Lackadaisy legacy)! And this random redhead and some hot guy who ran off to use the potty.
HE'S HOT, what is your problem?
Twila: "Don't like him." *blows raspberry*
He wasn't terribly fond of her either as it turns out.
Twila: "OMGREDHEADGONNAREADMY ~*DIARY*~ And it contains SENSITIVE MATERIAL!" *gets Film & Lit enthusiam for perceived attack on private thoughts*
Twila: "Are these mooches going to get the hell out of my house yet?!"
Damn it, Bea. Don't bring your stupid roach flu over here! She just moved in!
Twila: "Yeah, so I think I should become a witch, I'd be good at spells. PEW PEW PEW! Wingardium Leviosa! I SHOOT MAGIC INTO THE DARKNESS! It'd be ballin."
Bea: "About that, I think maybe you're more of a bitch..."
So she gives Twila the flu. THANKS.
Twila: *hacks up a lung on the food*
Cover your mouth, yo.
Aww crap, what the po-po here fo?
Twila adopted a puppy! His name is Barney. I think she's about to nom his sweet, sweet puppy brains.
Since she adamantly refused to interact positively with Bjarte (the hot dude from her welcome wagon), I had her try to chat up this walkby. It did not go well.
RW (Random Walkby): "No, your milkshake does NOT bring all the boys to the yard."
At least she's getting promotions.
You are spying on Annabelle? A VAMPIRE? WHO IS OUT DURING THE DAY AND THUS FILLING HER HOUSE FULL OF THE TASTY, TASTY SMELL OF BACON?!?!?!?!
You in deep dookie.
I forgot how nice Annabelle actually is. Twila rips her a new one o.O
Ok... Downtown to try to find a mate cause if she doesn't have kids soon, she's going to have a meltdown and her ovaries are gonna dry up and OMG PANIC.
Starting on the booze already? You haven't even talked to anyone yet!
Twila, being the classy chick she is, finishes her drink and grabs this poor unfortunate alien's drink too.
And then this blonde Renn Faire reject's drink. Slow down thar girl!
AND ANOTHER. I HAVE A LUSH ON MY HANDS!
I finally get her to stop drinking long enough to scope the room.
She likes this guy. He's not bad. Let's go talk to him, shall we?
Twila: "Wanna fertilize my eggs?"
Not an egg fan, then?
Twila: "WTF, why do you not want to do me? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?! I NEED BAAAAAABIES!!!!"
That might be your answer right there.
Ooh ooh, the Evil Warlock! Make friends!
What could be going on here?
YAY!
I'm not sure exactly WHAT she's casting, but she looks adorable doing it.
Enjoying this witch thing, are ya?
Barney grew up into a sweet doggie.
Or not. He takes after Twila.
And yet he likes the mailwoman o.O She is literally the only visitor he doesn't chase down and terrify.
Like this guy, who didn't appreciate Twila's milkshake. He felt the need to kick over the trashcan and Barney explained how shiz is done around the Incognito household.
The mate hunt continues. FINALLY she finds a guy she likes.
And he wanders off because she's too busy fuming over Annabelle. STOP IT AND GO AFTER HIM O_O
And woo him by... playing hackey sack? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
Aww.
AWW.
*blood sugar explodes*
Hussy.
And she immediately has to dish to her warlock buddy.
Twila: "I GOT LAID!" *beam*
Love letters are so cute.
Jeez woman, slow down, the dude already loves you!
Wolf: "D8"
Yes, Barney is so badass he fights wolves.
LotP: "8D"
I think you might be over your head this time, Barn.
Yup.
*groan* 3-bolters. No wonder they act like they do.
Well, like this.
And this. What a sweetie. His name is Leopold, I think I forgot to mention.
They synchronize their journaling even!
Still no baby chimes. Either you're one lucky girl Twila, or Leo's shooting blanks.
Wahahahaha, this name mod rocks! I wish I remember where I got it.
OMG ABOUT TIME. You're only a third of the way through adult already. BABBY TIEMZ!
Twila approves.