bri's Random Bit of Life Advice for The Day
Ten lessons learned today, not necessarily in this order and not all personal experiences:
1. Humans suck.
2. If given half a chance and no consequences to themselves, everyone will stab you in the back.
3. Trust no one.
4. If you're stupid and naive enough to trust someone, they will use what they know to hurt you.
5. Keep your enemies close and your worst enemies closer. Keep people who claim to be your friends as far away from you as fucking possible.
6. College writing majors, almost without exception, are the most arrogant batch of no-talent wannabes you will ever encounter.
7. Expect to be betrayed. If someone tells you they love you, expect it to happen sooner rather than later.
8. You're not as important as you think you are. No, you're really not. Sorry.
9. Jalapeno Sun Chips taste like ass.
10. The second you allow yourself to forget any of these things, at least one of them will turn up just to smack you in the face and laugh.
1. Humans suck.
2. If given half a chance and no consequences to themselves, everyone will stab you in the back.
3. Trust no one.
4. If you're stupid and naive enough to trust someone, they will use what they know to hurt you.
5. Keep your enemies close and your worst enemies closer. Keep people who claim to be your friends as far away from you as fucking possible.
6. College writing majors, almost without exception, are the most arrogant batch of no-talent wannabes you will ever encounter.
7. Expect to be betrayed. If someone tells you they love you, expect it to happen sooner rather than later.
8. You're not as important as you think you are. No, you're really not. Sorry.
9. Jalapeno Sun Chips taste like ass.
10. The second you allow yourself to forget any of these things, at least one of them will turn up just to smack you in the face and laugh.