I have decided that I don't care
No matter how badly the new A-Team movie sucks pus-infested donkey balls - I do not care.
No matter how terrible Liam Neeson's plastic face/hair combo looks - I do not care.
No matter how ugly Face is - I do not care.
No matter how contrived and pathetic the plot is - I do not care.
For I have found my head!canon A-Team remake, and it is called The Losers.
And from this day forward, my new!Hannibal's name is Col. Franklin Clay.
Take note, Joe Carnahan. The Losers is the movie you could and should have made, if you hadn't hired a washed-up soap actor to help you write it, or been quite so heavy-handed and trendwhorish with your casting. (Hint: when your trailer makes one of the most accomplished actors in the world look like a talentless Ken doll, plastic hair and all? You're doin' it wrong!)
No matter how terrible Liam Neeson's plastic face/hair combo looks - I do not care.
No matter how ugly Face is - I do not care.
No matter how contrived and pathetic the plot is - I do not care.
For I have found my head!canon A-Team remake, and it is called The Losers.
And from this day forward, my new!Hannibal's name is Col. Franklin Clay.
Take note, Joe Carnahan. The Losers is the movie you could and should have made, if you hadn't hired a washed-up soap actor to help you write it, or been quite so heavy-handed and trendwhorish with your casting. (Hint: when your trailer makes one of the most accomplished actors in the world look like a talentless Ken doll, plastic hair and all? You're doin' it wrong!)