Dear guests and co-workers.

[brigidsdaughter]

My desk...is not a holder for your trash.
My desk is not a place for you to leave shit that someone else will probably not bother to pick up for three weeks.
I don't babysit luggage.
I am not the operator.
I did not write our security policies.
I  do not give a shit if the CEO is your "friend".

Thank you and have a nice day!,
your receptionist