Hellsing thingamabobber
Stolen from a complete stranger
2. What is your favorite pairing?
Seras and Pip. Funny, I have a friend I call Pip.
3. Are you a Hellsing yaoi or hentai fan?
Not my thing, but this is pure gold: http://poe-raven.deviantart.com/art/Pin-Up-5-Walter-C-Dornez-145006624
4. Ever cosplayed Hellsing characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No. I don't cosplay. It's my gift to the world.
5. List your collection of Hellsing junk and merchandise, if any.
All the English manga, a necklace.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Hellsing character? If so who?
No, I don't do that kind of touchy feely. I do ouchy bleedy
7. Alucard x Integra or Alucard x Seras?
This isn't about fucking romance... It's my safe haven FROM romance.
8. Alucard x Alexander or Alucard x Walter?
AlucardxWalter, Cause I'm pretty damn sure Girlycard hit on him at one point.
9. Which team is your favourite?
Hellsing
10. Do you know who Sir Islands is?
I remember the name
11. Do you think that Enrico poses (?) a considerable competition for the Pope?
Nope. Crazy bastard.
12. Your favourite Millennium member?
The furry.
13. Are you pro-Alucard or anti-Alucard?
Pro-Alucard
14. Have you seen all Hellsing episodes so far? (anime and OVAs so far)
Nope.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yes.
16. Who is your favourite Herr Major's follower?
Rip.
17. Sub or dub?
Truly, I don't care
18. Pro-Schrodinger or Anti-Schrodinger?
Pro-Schro.
19. What do you think of the Major's ideals?
DO NOT WANT. At least he's entertaining.
20. Seras = annoying or funny?
I wish Seras was my sister.
21. Dandy = sexy or ugly?
He's amusing, kinda reminds me of the Fear from MGS3
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Alucard and Integra
23. Dok = weird looking or awesome looking?
Weird, which doesn't always mean bad.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Alucard, making fun of him is so much fun.
25. Do you like Hellsing fanfics?
Only the humor ones.
26. Do you write Hellsing fanfics?
Nope, I suck at that stuff.
27. Have you read any Hellsing doujinshi?
I'd look up that last word if I cared. Uhh, the answer is no.
28. Do your parents know any Hellsing characters?
Yes. I am very proud of them.
29. Do you know (almost) every Hellsing characters' birthday?
Nope, but now I'm curious.
30. Have you read the Hellsing ultimate news about manga? (or rather, are you in the news regarding the manga's progress?)
Nope, I've got no idea what you're talking about either.
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Hellsing?
Nope. People only listen to me when not doing so could get them in trouble.
32. Have you ever been drawing Hellsing in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Hellsing too!?"
Nope. Nobody knew what it is, and drawing is NOT my strong suit.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Hellsing and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Nope, but reading in class.
34. Has Hellsing affected your school life and grades?
Nah.
35. Are you broke thanks to Hellsing?
Nope
36. Do you want to read the Seeloewe manual? (Dok's handout to the Millennium troops, the one that Schroe loses XD)
No idea what the fuck that is
38. Do you draw Hellsing fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I only tried once. It was hilarious.
40. Do you have a Hellsing OC?
Not big on OCs
41. How did you discover Hellsing?
No idea, if I had to guess, I'd say it was this asshole I used to go to school with
42. Do you recommend Hellsing to other people?
No.
43. Are you obsessed with Hellsing?
'Obsessed' isn't the word I'd use.
44. WHEN did you first discover Hellsing?
I think I was eleven. Hold on, mental math here... Born in '92, fuck do I hate math, WAIT Uhhh, 1,992 plus 11 godDAMMIT do I hate math, this shouldn't be so hard, Fuck it, I'm getting the calculator. Alright, it was 2003.
45. Do you download Hellsing manga?
No.
46. Do you download Hellsing anime?
No.
47. Who is your favorite character?
Seras.
48. Who is your least favorite character?
Maxwell or the fat little Major
49. Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
I'm not sure that anyone really seems to understand any of the characters.
50. Which character is most under-rated?
Pip, cause he's awesome and not many people remember him. Plus, dirty cadences are great.
51. Which character has the worst past?
Seras.
52. Do you even like Rip?
Sure.
53. Do you hate Enrico?
Maybe not hate, but he is/was a little turd. A little duct tape goes a long way.
54. Do you hate Incognito (from anime)?
He was kinda lame
55. Can anyone honestly say they hate Hellsing?
Yeah.
56. Do you think Seras deserved to become a vampire?
She wasn't a bad person, so no.
57. Do you think you would deserve to become a vampire?
I don't think I'd deserve something that bad, but hey.
58. Does Alucard's dog routine creep you out?
Nope, kinda cool, if you ask me.
59. What do you think of Seras' skirt?
I wonder who came up with that design in-universe
60. What do you think of Integra's smoking habit?
Smoking sucks.
67. Should Integra get a different haircut and outfit?
No.
68. Do you think Walter is evil?
He's a dirty fucking traitor, which is one of the worst things to me.
69.Do you think Alucard is a closet-pedophile?
You just had to make this one #69...
70. Did you originally think SCHRO was a girl?
No.
71. Which character is the best looking?
Anderson or Pip.
72. Which character is the worst looking?
Girlycard scares the shit outta me
73. What was your first impression of Pip?
Finally, someone doesn't have a stick up their ass.
74. Is Schrodinger a boy or girl?
Boy.
75. What was your first impression of the Major?
Kill it with fire, mostly.
76. Do you think Heinkel and Yumie/ko are useless?
Nope.
77. Which female kicks the most ass?
All of them.
78. What is your favorite pairing?
I thought I answered this already... Maybe not, but Seras and Pip
79. What is your least favorite pairing?
Most of them.
80. What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
See above.
81. What do you think about Hellsing yaoi/yuri?
Not my thing.
82. Do you think Alucard is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
Depressed, and after however the fuck many years he's existed, you get lonely, so perhaps suicidal
83. Do you think the Captain is secretly a genius and just hides it?
Nope.
84. Do you think Integra actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
If by that you mean she's loyal to them and doesn't hate them, then yeah.
85. Do you think Seras and Schro are family?
Nope
86. Do you think Walter and Alucard are more then just friends?
Maybe way back when, but nah.
87. Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?
No.
88. Is the Major obsessed with Schrodinger or what?
Hell if I know.
89. Does Integra secretly lust after Alucard?
Maybe the other way around. As long as they don't go mushy on us, I don't care.
90. Is Zorin secretly lusting over Rip?
No idea
91. Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?
I don't pair them up
92.Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
Someone explain this, I'm lost.
93. Do you like Alternative Universe Hellsing fics?
Never heard of them.
94. Do you like OCs in Hellsing fics?
I don't tend to read those.
95. What type of Hellsing fans are the most annoying?
The fangirls/boys
96. Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
Don't care.
98. What's your favourite Iscariot member?
Anderson.
99. What's your least favourite Iscariot member?
Maxwell. Sure he had a bad childhood, but so did I, and I'm not THAT bad.
100. What's your least favourite Millennium member?
Most of them
101. What do you think about Anderson?
He's awesome
102. If you could be any Hellsing character, who would you be?
Content to be myself, thanks.
103. What weapon would you want?
Anything with a blade.
104. Say something random about Hellsing or a random Hellsing quote!
No.
2. What is your favorite pairing?
Seras and Pip. Funny, I have a friend I call Pip.
3. Are you a Hellsing yaoi or hentai fan?
Not my thing, but this is pure gold: http://poe-raven.deviantart.com/art/Pin-Up-5-Walter-C-Dornez-145006624
4. Ever cosplayed Hellsing characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No. I don't cosplay. It's my gift to the world.
5. List your collection of Hellsing junk and merchandise, if any.
All the English manga, a necklace.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Hellsing character? If so who?
No, I don't do that kind of touchy feely. I do ouchy bleedy
7. Alucard x Integra or Alucard x Seras?
This isn't about fucking romance... It's my safe haven FROM romance.
8. Alucard x Alexander or Alucard x Walter?
AlucardxWalter, Cause I'm pretty damn sure Girlycard hit on him at one point.
9. Which team is your favourite?
Hellsing
10. Do you know who Sir Islands is?
I remember the name
11. Do you think that Enrico poses (?) a considerable competition for the Pope?
Nope. Crazy bastard.
12. Your favourite Millennium member?
The furry.
13. Are you pro-Alucard or anti-Alucard?
Pro-Alucard
14. Have you seen all Hellsing episodes so far? (anime and OVAs so far)
Nope.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yes.
16. Who is your favourite Herr Major's follower?
Rip.
17. Sub or dub?
Truly, I don't care
18. Pro-Schrodinger or Anti-Schrodinger?
Pro-Schro.
19. What do you think of the Major's ideals?
DO NOT WANT. At least he's entertaining.
20. Seras = annoying or funny?
I wish Seras was my sister.
21. Dandy = sexy or ugly?
He's amusing, kinda reminds me of the Fear from MGS3
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Alucard and Integra
23. Dok = weird looking or awesome looking?
Weird, which doesn't always mean bad.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Alucard, making fun of him is so much fun.
25. Do you like Hellsing fanfics?
Only the humor ones.
26. Do you write Hellsing fanfics?
Nope, I suck at that stuff.
27. Have you read any Hellsing doujinshi?
I'd look up that last word if I cared. Uhh, the answer is no.
28. Do your parents know any Hellsing characters?
Yes. I am very proud of them.
29. Do you know (almost) every Hellsing characters' birthday?
Nope, but now I'm curious.
30. Have you read the Hellsing ultimate news about manga? (or rather, are you in the news regarding the manga's progress?)
Nope, I've got no idea what you're talking about either.
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Hellsing?
Nope. People only listen to me when not doing so could get them in trouble.
32. Have you ever been drawing Hellsing in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Hellsing too!?"
Nope. Nobody knew what it is, and drawing is NOT my strong suit.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Hellsing and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Nope, but reading in class.
34. Has Hellsing affected your school life and grades?
Nah.
35. Are you broke thanks to Hellsing?
Nope
36. Do you want to read the Seeloewe manual? (Dok's handout to the Millennium troops, the one that Schroe loses XD)
No idea what the fuck that is
38. Do you draw Hellsing fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I only tried once. It was hilarious.
40. Do you have a Hellsing OC?
Not big on OCs
41. How did you discover Hellsing?
No idea, if I had to guess, I'd say it was this asshole I used to go to school with
42. Do you recommend Hellsing to other people?
No.
43. Are you obsessed with Hellsing?
'Obsessed' isn't the word I'd use.
44. WHEN did you first discover Hellsing?
I think I was eleven. Hold on, mental math here... Born in '92, fuck do I hate math, WAIT Uhhh, 1,992 plus 11 godDAMMIT do I hate math, this shouldn't be so hard, Fuck it, I'm getting the calculator. Alright, it was 2003.
45. Do you download Hellsing manga?
No.
46. Do you download Hellsing anime?
No.
47. Who is your favorite character?
Seras.
48. Who is your least favorite character?
Maxwell or the fat little Major
49. Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
I'm not sure that anyone really seems to understand any of the characters.
50. Which character is most under-rated?
Pip, cause he's awesome and not many people remember him. Plus, dirty cadences are great.
51. Which character has the worst past?
Seras.
52. Do you even like Rip?
Sure.
53. Do you hate Enrico?
Maybe not hate, but he is/was a little turd. A little duct tape goes a long way.
54. Do you hate Incognito (from anime)?
He was kinda lame
55. Can anyone honestly say they hate Hellsing?
Yeah.
56. Do you think Seras deserved to become a vampire?
She wasn't a bad person, so no.
57. Do you think you would deserve to become a vampire?
I don't think I'd deserve something that bad, but hey.
58. Does Alucard's dog routine creep you out?
Nope, kinda cool, if you ask me.
59. What do you think of Seras' skirt?
I wonder who came up with that design in-universe
60. What do you think of Integra's smoking habit?
Smoking sucks.
67. Should Integra get a different haircut and outfit?
No.
68. Do you think Walter is evil?
He's a dirty fucking traitor, which is one of the worst things to me.
69.Do you think Alucard is a closet-pedophile?
You just had to make this one #69...
70. Did you originally think SCHRO was a girl?
No.
71. Which character is the best looking?
Anderson or Pip.
72. Which character is the worst looking?
Girlycard scares the shit outta me
73. What was your first impression of Pip?
Finally, someone doesn't have a stick up their ass.
74. Is Schrodinger a boy or girl?
Boy.
75. What was your first impression of the Major?
Kill it with fire, mostly.
76. Do you think Heinkel and Yumie/ko are useless?
Nope.
77. Which female kicks the most ass?
All of them.
78. What is your favorite pairing?
I thought I answered this already... Maybe not, but Seras and Pip
79. What is your least favorite pairing?
Most of them.
80. What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
See above.
81. What do you think about Hellsing yaoi/yuri?
Not my thing.
82. Do you think Alucard is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
Depressed, and after however the fuck many years he's existed, you get lonely, so perhaps suicidal
83. Do you think the Captain is secretly a genius and just hides it?
Nope.
84. Do you think Integra actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
If by that you mean she's loyal to them and doesn't hate them, then yeah.
85. Do you think Seras and Schro are family?
Nope
86. Do you think Walter and Alucard are more then just friends?
Maybe way back when, but nah.
87. Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?
No.
88. Is the Major obsessed with Schrodinger or what?
Hell if I know.
89. Does Integra secretly lust after Alucard?
Maybe the other way around. As long as they don't go mushy on us, I don't care.
90. Is Zorin secretly lusting over Rip?
No idea
91. Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?
I don't pair them up
92.Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
Someone explain this, I'm lost.
93. Do you like Alternative Universe Hellsing fics?
Never heard of them.
94. Do you like OCs in Hellsing fics?
I don't tend to read those.
95. What type of Hellsing fans are the most annoying?
The fangirls/boys
96. Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
Don't care.
98. What's your favourite Iscariot member?
Anderson.
99. What's your least favourite Iscariot member?
Maxwell. Sure he had a bad childhood, but so did I, and I'm not THAT bad.
100. What's your least favourite Millennium member?
Most of them
101. What do you think about Anderson?
He's awesome
102. If you could be any Hellsing character, who would you be?
Content to be myself, thanks.
103. What weapon would you want?
Anything with a blade.
104. Say something random about Hellsing or a random Hellsing quote!
No.