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Back at the endodontist's today (yes, AGAIN):
Dental assistant: So, did you do anything fun this weekend?
Me: Yeah, actually--I went and saw Civil War.
Asst: Oh? What's that?
Me: It's the latest Captain America movie.
Asst: Oh. [sheepishly] Actually, I saw that, too. I just ... didn't realize that was what it was called.
Me: ...
Dental assistant: So, did you do anything fun this weekend?
Me: Yeah, actually--I went and saw Civil War.
Asst: Oh? What's that?
Me: It's the latest Captain America movie.
Asst: Oh. [sheepishly] Actually, I saw that, too. I just ... didn't realize that was what it was called.
Me: ...