You mean my waist and hips?
"Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says
Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.
Jessica Alba's waist-hip ratio gives her a sexy walk.
The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.
This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.
Therefore, a woman with a 25 inch waist and 36 inch hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.
The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.
While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions."
First off, I find it very amusing that a "scientific study" was put together to find this out. Second, I have Marilyn Monroe's 0.69 ratio, but not much of a "swagger," so perhaps this does not apply to every woman. Then again, I have back problems not limited to sciatica and lordosis, a shorter left leg, and a limp on my left side, so meh. Third, Marilyn Monroe is forever the sexiest woman alive and Jessica Alba can never beat that.
However, this does boost my ego a little, so yay.
Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.
Jessica Alba's waist-hip ratio gives her a sexy walk.
The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.
This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.
Therefore, a woman with a 25 inch waist and 36 inch hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.
The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.
While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions."
First off, I find it very amusing that a "scientific study" was put together to find this out. Second, I have Marilyn Monroe's 0.69 ratio, but not much of a "swagger," so perhaps this does not apply to every woman. Then again, I have back problems not limited to sciatica and lordosis, a shorter left leg, and a limp on my left side, so meh. Third, Marilyn Monroe is forever the sexiest woman alive and Jessica Alba can never beat that.
However, this does boost my ego a little, so yay.