LOLcat musings: a letter
An open letter to my body. In LOLcat.
Dear cerebral palsy, epilepsy, fibromyalgia, asthma, sciatica, migraines, arthralgia, Raynaud's syndrome, lordosis, and anxiety:
Please to be not tormenting the body so much. I cannae take much more; I are runnin' low on dilithium crystals, cap'n. Please to be stopping with the muscle spasms, muscle tension, muscle pain, seizures, fatigue, massive varied pain, panic attacks, crippling headaches, joint aches, back pain, breathing problems, poor blood circulation, and lack of circulation to extremities during winter.
My analogy, let me show you it:
I once has a bukkit. Was full of good health and happy bodyness.
You be stealin' mah bukkit!! GIVE IT BACK.
We be nice to each other, I has good day? Yes?
'nk you.
Love (depending),
Jo.
Dear cerebral palsy, epilepsy, fibromyalgia, asthma, sciatica, migraines, arthralgia, Raynaud's syndrome, lordosis, and anxiety:
Please to be not tormenting the body so much. I cannae take much more; I are runnin' low on dilithium crystals, cap'n. Please to be stopping with the muscle spasms, muscle tension, muscle pain, seizures, fatigue, massive varied pain, panic attacks, crippling headaches, joint aches, back pain, breathing problems, poor blood circulation, and lack of circulation to extremities during winter.
My analogy, let me show you it:
I once has a bukkit. Was full of good health and happy bodyness.
You be stealin' mah bukkit!! GIVE IT BACK.
We be nice to each other, I has good day? Yes?
'nk you.
Love (depending),
Jo.