1:10 PM
Well, that was insane. A migraine plus a violent body spasm during a simple partial seizure that led into a complex partial seizure that made two cats sit on me and lick me raw. Good thing I was lying in bed. Wow. I'm off to take a very hot shower now.
2:15 PM
You know, if my disabilities were people, they would probably be method actors. I certainly wanted to give that whole thing a standing ovation.
I am feeling somewhat human again, with the headache slightly abated. I also have that irritating surge of possibly hypomanic energy that happens with temporal lobe epilepsy.
And so I shall clean and vacuum the living room again, watch more Futurama (you knew I was going to do that anyway) and read more of "Emperor Mollusk Versus The Sinister Brain" - my favorite book to laugh wildly to, alongside "Divine Misfortune" which were both written by A. Lee Martinez.
A. Lee Martinez reminds me of a mad brain-meld between Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Terry Gilliam, Monty Python, John Scalzi, the writers of Futurama, and a crazed teenager in a skateboard park covering three miles of forest containing robot dinosaurs all built with the assistance and consultation of Nathan Fillion, Wil Wheaton, John De Lancie, Neil Patrick Harris, and Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (the guy with the wild hair from the Ancient Aliens show on History Channel, because he's not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens).
I'm having issues with actual food right now, so I made a smoothie with frozen acai pulp, whole milk, frozen berries, and coconut milk. That counts as food. Close enough.
Also, this is fucking hilarious.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ancient-aliens