""If we don't save those monks, no one will!"
Dear Self:
For the love of various gods, stop panicking over things completely beyond your control. You're embarrassing me. Don't make me sing Pinkie Pie songs at you.
Love, Brain.
Seriously quit it. Things will happen as they happen. As Bender said in Godfellas, "Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!" Which means that the universe has noticed you and will be as nice as possible, because the universe is really really big and it has a lot of things to do and it usually doesn't notice humanity unless Things happen, which means it sent a miniscule teeny-tiny part of itself to this pointless weirdo backwater world to watch you and lots of other humans; and you should respect that, damn it. Respect the noticing miniverse! *fist shake*
For the love of various gods, stop panicking over things completely beyond your control. You're embarrassing me. Don't make me sing Pinkie Pie songs at you.
Love, Brain.
Seriously quit it. Things will happen as they happen. As Bender said in Godfellas, "Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!" Which means that the universe has noticed you and will be as nice as possible, because the universe is really really big and it has a lot of things to do and it usually doesn't notice humanity unless Things happen, which means it sent a miniscule teeny-tiny part of itself to this pointless weirdo backwater world to watch you and lots of other humans; and you should respect that, damn it. Respect the noticing miniverse! *fist shake*