A few good things about being under five feet tall
1) I can wear most capri pants, cropped pants, and girls' pants to work and get away with it since the hems hit my ankles (my inseam is 25 inches).
a) They're cheaper than regular pants.
2) People tend to feel protective around me, and offer to get stuff off high shelves for me, and friends give me hugs just for being cute.*
3) I can be anywhere from 16 to 32 years old and get away with it.
a) I have fun playing the "guess my age" game.
4) I don't have to duck when walking among trees.
5) I can be fox-like and sneak up on people and not be noticed until I want to be.
6) I look awesomely, ridiculously cute in tall people's coats.
7) I can squeeze and crawl into places most people can't.
8) I can be unique and stand out in a crowd without having to do much.
a) If people can even find me in crowds, that is.
*This is exactly how I met several of my friends.
a) They're cheaper than regular pants.
2) People tend to feel protective around me, and offer to get stuff off high shelves for me, and friends give me hugs just for being cute.*
3) I can be anywhere from 16 to 32 years old and get away with it.
a) I have fun playing the "guess my age" game.
4) I don't have to duck when walking among trees.
5) I can be fox-like and sneak up on people and not be noticed until I want to be.
6) I look awesomely, ridiculously cute in tall people's coats.
7) I can squeeze and crawl into places most people can't.
8) I can be unique and stand out in a crowd without having to do much.
a) If people can even find me in crowds, that is.
*This is exactly how I met several of my friends.