Uh.

[brightillusions]

I locked myself out of my apartment. I was on the back patio cleaning cat boxes and so I shut the sliding glass door and when I went to go back in it would not open. My front door was locked so even if I hopped the fence the door was still locked. I could clearly see the cats that I'm not supposed to have wandering the apartment. So I went into panic mode and almost pulled my arms off trying to pull the door open.

Then I went all Hulk on the screen door and pulled it off the track and the sliding door opened.

That would have sucked so bad.