NOOOOOO!
Dear number 4, otherwise known as the baseball player I want to rape so badly,
CRAIG! MY BABY! You aren't allowed to hurt yourself. Once it was your damn finger. But that was ok, mom got to meet you and you signed my baseball card, and the ball Libby asked for and then gave it to me.
But a rib? Unallowed. You know this. You are just lucky you didn't do this shit before the second of July.
No love,
Moi.
CRAIG! MY BABY! You aren't allowed to hurt yourself. Once it was your damn finger. But that was ok, mom got to meet you and you signed my baseball card, and the ball Libby asked for and then gave it to me.
But a rib? Unallowed. You know this. You are just lucky you didn't do this shit before the second of July.
No love,
Moi.