UHHHHH
today has been so fucking weird. at school all im doing is writing a research paper on bob dylan, and im not going to be able to graduate for like a week, so I figured I may as well just take my sweet ass time. so this kid at my school,
jared whos a total fuckin loser and a liar was trying to talk to me while i had my headphones on and wouldnt stop. so finally i listened to his bullshit stories (This kid is so dumb. He talks to me about FasHUn Josh and I know that he's never even fucking met him. he always tells me about going to S4 and the bartenderz thinkin hes hawt so he gets free drinks... he goes to my skewl because he got into a fashun design skewliez in NY and he has to HURRRY UP AND GET THERE, etc.) and then he was trying to be kool and pulled out this badass headband and told me i could borrow it. so i was like badassss.
well our maid comes on wednesday so i was trying to find something to do after school so i decided to go up to whites chapel and see what was goin on. it was like noon and i guess they serve lunch there a lot so when i went in my friend Josh was eating so i sat down and was just talking to him for a bit. then the retarded janitor sat at our table which makes me feel awkward because im one of those people that like.... i always manage to bring up something awkward when someones around (I caught myself almost calling someone a retard like 8 times) and then this awkward ass cook that works up there came and sat down. he kept saying really weird shit to me, like trying to play with my keys and was like OOOH LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOT A NEW CAR!!! I LIKE YOUR RASTA SCARF, HEHEHE. or something, i dont know, everyone up there always teases me about being a goofy stoner, and about my clothes so i didnt read too much into it. he kept playing with my friends sun glasses and telling me how KeWLL they were. he kept staring at me too, so jsut the entire thing was awkward as fuck.
so he had to get up to do something for work and when he got up i like yelled at this other dude to come take his seat coz he was freakin me out. when he came back out he was just standing around the table and like wouldnt go the fuck away and when my friend kyle got up he like RAN to his fucking seat to take it. whatever, its koo.
but then he kept talking to me. i got weirded out so i was like...y eah im gonna go... later..... and he was like ALRIGHT, WELL TAKE CARE. TYA. and i was like..... just trying to figure out what that meant. I kept guessing i was like... thank you again? there....you....are??? and then he like rolled his eyes as if EVERYONE knew this fucking anagram or whatever they're called.... and he was like uhhh "TEAR YOU AN ASSHOLE" or something. he said tear you and like in a hush hush voice said asshole.
what the fuck does that even MEAN? what, he hopes i get raped? I dont even understand what the fuck else that could mean. he had been trying to be flirty or something the whole time and was talking about how HE KNOWZ I CUSS ALL THE TIME COZ HE ALWAYS HEARS IT (I seriously cuss so minimally at WC so if he thinks i cuss a lot there, he should see me outside in tha real hood)
im so freaked out by that dude right now. last time i was up there i was wearing my I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE shirt but i had a zip up hoodie on over it that wasnt zipped up and he like grabbed my jacket and opened it to read my shirt. didnt ask me to do it, or what it said, just did it himself.
dont fucking touch me, ESPECIALLY if you dont know me. i hate being touched, it freaks me out. i still cant stop thinking about that tear you an asshole thing, what The fuck does that even mean? if someone is familiar with this, please let me know, its like making me crazy inside.
anyways tina found jorge on facebook and i cant stop laughing my ass off. I wish more people knew who he was, wtf
jared whos a total fuckin loser and a liar was trying to talk to me while i had my headphones on and wouldnt stop. so finally i listened to his bullshit stories (This kid is so dumb. He talks to me about FasHUn Josh and I know that he's never even fucking met him. he always tells me about going to S4 and the bartenderz thinkin hes hawt so he gets free drinks... he goes to my skewl because he got into a fashun design skewliez in NY and he has to HURRRY UP AND GET THERE, etc.) and then he was trying to be kool and pulled out this badass headband and told me i could borrow it. so i was like badassss.
well our maid comes on wednesday so i was trying to find something to do after school so i decided to go up to whites chapel and see what was goin on. it was like noon and i guess they serve lunch there a lot so when i went in my friend Josh was eating so i sat down and was just talking to him for a bit. then the retarded janitor sat at our table which makes me feel awkward because im one of those people that like.... i always manage to bring up something awkward when someones around (I caught myself almost calling someone a retard like 8 times) and then this awkward ass cook that works up there came and sat down. he kept saying really weird shit to me, like trying to play with my keys and was like OOOH LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOT A NEW CAR!!! I LIKE YOUR RASTA SCARF, HEHEHE. or something, i dont know, everyone up there always teases me about being a goofy stoner, and about my clothes so i didnt read too much into it. he kept playing with my friends sun glasses and telling me how KeWLL they were. he kept staring at me too, so jsut the entire thing was awkward as fuck.
so he had to get up to do something for work and when he got up i like yelled at this other dude to come take his seat coz he was freakin me out. when he came back out he was just standing around the table and like wouldnt go the fuck away and when my friend kyle got up he like RAN to his fucking seat to take it. whatever, its koo.
but then he kept talking to me. i got weirded out so i was like...y eah im gonna go... later..... and he was like ALRIGHT, WELL TAKE CARE. TYA. and i was like..... just trying to figure out what that meant. I kept guessing i was like... thank you again? there....you....are??? and then he like rolled his eyes as if EVERYONE knew this fucking anagram or whatever they're called.... and he was like uhhh "TEAR YOU AN ASSHOLE" or something. he said tear you and like in a hush hush voice said asshole.
what the fuck does that even MEAN? what, he hopes i get raped? I dont even understand what the fuck else that could mean. he had been trying to be flirty or something the whole time and was talking about how HE KNOWZ I CUSS ALL THE TIME COZ HE ALWAYS HEARS IT (I seriously cuss so minimally at WC so if he thinks i cuss a lot there, he should see me outside in tha real hood)
im so freaked out by that dude right now. last time i was up there i was wearing my I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE shirt but i had a zip up hoodie on over it that wasnt zipped up and he like grabbed my jacket and opened it to read my shirt. didnt ask me to do it, or what it said, just did it himself.
dont fucking touch me, ESPECIALLY if you dont know me. i hate being touched, it freaks me out. i still cant stop thinking about that tear you an asshole thing, what The fuck does that even mean? if someone is familiar with this, please let me know, its like making me crazy inside.
anyways tina found jorge on facebook and i cant stop laughing my ass off. I wish more people knew who he was, wtf