This is SOOO true:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I set
browneyedgirlac's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I punched
alsortsofconfsd in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-851 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
brighteyes357