Sick puppy, party of one

[brighteyed_jill]

You know what shouldn't be hot? Jim Kirk and tentacles in a dubious consent situation. But uh... I like what I like.

Also, spent today's lunch hour and commute writing again in the wake of another professional obligation completed. Yay! Writing again!

Also, if you're looking for stuff to nominate for the Heroes Slash Fic Awards, you can see my

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[perdiccas]

*tee hee* those tentacles look like penises (also, when I misspelled tentacles, FF tried to change it to testicles. *tee hee* x 2).

Actually, I saw a video about duck penises recently (ah... don't ask?) and man those things are long and twisty and gross looking. Basically what I'm saying is that I look at that pic and all I can see is Kirk getting raped by a bunch of alien mallards. :/

[brighteyed_jill]

hee! FF thinks that testicles go with the word "penis," I guess?

AAAGH!Damn you, Perdi! Why did you not warn me not to google duck penis?! That is some disturbing stuff right there! I actually find this art less disturbing than the reality of the duck penis, so I will try to concentrate on the tentacle rape of Jim Kirk to soothe myself. Er... Wait...

[perdiccas]

Hahahahaa! Sorry! They are quite traumatic. Descriptions of duck vaginas are even worse. *is glad she isn't a duck*

I just noticed how much small poor Kirk's dick is than the tentacles. I hope that doesn't give him a complex. :(