- Dad, what's Jagermeister?

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- Dad, what's Jagermeister?
- Uuh.. Well, you know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

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