and most resembles Baron Howard as a freshman
I just got the most amazing little flyer in the mail. It's from the Geocentric Bible Foundation, and it informs me that scientists have actually been wrong all these years, and in fact the sun (and all the other planets, I suppose) revolve around the Earth. Choice excerpts:
As R.G. Elmendorf wrote in the Biblical Astronomer pamphlet, "The philosophical consequences of the geocentric/heliocentric controversy are plain enough that if the earth is not fixed on center stage of the universe, then life on earth and man himself are essentially meaningless."
O NOES!
All phenomena-- including the stationary satellite thousands of miles above the earth-- are better explained by geocentricity.
You mean the moon? Er, I'm pretty sure that one's explained by gravity?
Really, this thing is astonishing. They even have a website. It's very special.
If tomorrow I get a flyer from the Flat-Earth Society, I'm not going to be in the least surprised.
As R.G. Elmendorf wrote in the Biblical Astronomer pamphlet, "The philosophical consequences of the geocentric/heliocentric controversy are plain enough that if the earth is not fixed on center stage of the universe, then life on earth and man himself are essentially meaningless."
O NOES!
All phenomena-- including the stationary satellite thousands of miles above the earth-- are better explained by geocentricity.
You mean the moon? Er, I'm pretty sure that one's explained by gravity?
Really, this thing is astonishing. They even have a website. It's very special.
If tomorrow I get a flyer from the Flat-Earth Society, I'm not going to be in the least surprised.