OMFG I WIN....a bike?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed isawajunko's flat tire (15 points). In July I turned matrygg in for farting in church (3 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I donated bone marrow to chucklesblack in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (243 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Brightblade317
Ok, so I don't actually celebrate Xmas. No bike for Dan. :-(
*Crowd makes "Awwwwwwwwww" sounds*