Lesson of the Day : Beware the Cat

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VOICE POST -- [[In a squeaky little voice]]

Well, this isn't too bad. I've got hands this time and I even sort of look like me!

But obviously my classes at the dojo are canceled today and I won't be by police headquarters. Unless it's an emergency, but I don't know what good I'd be even then. I think I'd have trouble even lifting a pen for

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*La la la, oblivious that there's a curse, and oh hey, the cat looks rather happy with what he's got in his mouth!*

Hey, Shinobi! What have you got there?

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*Just hanging out on Shinobi's mouth, thanks*

. . . . .

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*Yep, still oblivious to the curse as she carefully extracts the Riou figure from Shinobi's mouth*

...hey, this kinda looks like Riou!

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. . . . this is just great.

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*OH SHI- It talks! Startled, she drops him*

EEK!

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*Clatters against the floor and just lies there for a moment*

. . . . you know I'm really glad that toys can't really feel much pain right about now.

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*Shakes her head, coming to her senses, and kneels down to carefully pick him up and bring him to eye level*

...Riou?

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*Flails a bit*

Shinobi needs to be taught not to chew on me!!

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*Blinks at him*

I...I don't think you can teach a cat something like...

*Pauses a moment to just stare at him*

...you're a little doll, Riou!

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Action figure! I saw them in stores.

*Pats at his chewed over bits and gesturely pointedly to the black cat who's still watching him intently*

He did this last time too, when I was a horse! And my tail!

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*Poke poke*

You can't teach a cat like you can a dog! Besides, he didn't really hurt you, right?

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*Flails more and mumbles unintelligibly about pride under his non-existent breath*

. . . you can put me down now. Away from Shinobi.

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...no, I think I'll carry you!

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. . . . . what?

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Just like you did for me when I was a mouse!

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. . . . err.