Lesson of the Day : Beware the Cute Ones, They Bite!

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It's kind of nostalgic... The fairies back home were always trying to mug people out in the wilderness too. Everyone please be careful today, outside of the curse, I'm sure everyone's noticed the ominous feeling in the air and how some of us are acting rather strange to say the least. It's probably best that he's no longer--

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[notrlyjesus]

...I've noticed the feelings.... But, for now.... Fairies back in your world MUG people?! What's wrong with them?

[bright_shield]

The place has gotten pretty thick with them lately. The fairies... well, the ones I've met in this city have been cute--- well, they're also pretty cute back home too, but they're basically considered monsters because they just keep attacking people across the countryside.

[notrlyjesus]

Met? You haven't tried to talk to these teeth snatchers, have you? ...they are kinda cute, sure, if you like lots of teeth. I never thought I'd hear of fairies attacking people, though.

[bright_shield]

No, do they actually speak? I've kind of been squishing them on sight too busy fending them off when they attack to try diplomatic relations. The cute ones I'm talking about aren't these teeth ones though, but the other normal, non-cursed fairies and elves in the city.

Are your fairies back home all nice then?

[notrlyjesus]

As far as I know, no. I just try to avoid them. ...I didn't know we had fairies and elves here. I just keep running into angels, demons and, thankfully, some normal humans. Oh...and a talking bunny.

I've never seen fairies back home, we just have stories about them. They're usually good ones.

[bright_shield]

The ones back home attack with singing, but I've never heard them speak. We have a normal fairy... or maybe elf?... on the city watch. I've been running into... a lot of things.

From what I was seeing in the city before this curse, I was beginning to think the fairies back home were just odd that way. If you do have them in your world, I hope they really are nice!

[notrlyjesus]

Singing.... I guess it's charming enough, then. I'd like to run into some of what you do.

I'm not sure they exist in our world, but...angels, demons and dragons do. I guess you never know.

[bright_shield]

Yeah, too bad the singing does such horrible damage. It doesn't sound too bad otherwise. I don't know if you'd like to run into everything I run into....

Back in my world, dragons, and unicorns, and fairies tend to be rather apparent, so there's really no doubt that they exist. Especially if you'd like to travel cross-country.