Lesson of the Day : And This Is Why I Don't Use Lists

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EDIT : Consider This Entire Entry Now Deleted

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Checklist for Testing the City Barriers & Escaping the City

• Gather interested people, the more powerful the better
  
• Make sure everyone understands the inherent danger to this
  
• Find enough boats and or flying machines for interested people who can't on their own
  
• Confirm if there's actually a barrier Underground to go up against
  
• Scout out strategic locations all around the city where the barrier can be pressed against
  
• Assign people to the location where their strengths would best be used
  
• Set a time and date for the final attack
  
• And synchronize everyone's watches to it
  
• Meanwhile hope that someone pops up with a better plan than this
  

Top Things I'm Keeping Secret From People in the City

• I'm Lord Commander of the New Alliance Army, de facto ruler of the Dunan Republic
  
• In my right hand is half of a true rune, Bright Shield, the protective half of the force/god of creation and war in my world
  
• Using its power and spells drains my lifeforce and may kill me in the not-so-distant future
  
• I think my meddling in the city may have destroyed my original timeline and so I wonder if there still exists a place for me to return home to.
  
• One of the last things I did before arriving here was trap the opposing army in a forest, burning them alive, & then successfully invade the capitol city of the kingdom that was once my homeland
  
• And so I always have nightmares, no Corinthian needed
  
• There are different kinds of smiles that don't necessarily mean that one is happy
  

--- oh hell no, nice try, city.

Most Embarassing Things to Happen to Me In the City

• Continuously finding porn in the library
  
• That curse where I thought the sky was falling and ran screaming around the city about it
  
• Trying to preposition half of the city during the lust curse and nearly starting an orgy
  
• Having my soul be a small white squirrel that ran around going on about me being repressed while everyone else had tigers and lions and flying sharks
  
• Trying to get into a menage a trois with Ahiru & Fakir during that one curse and the discussion after that
  
• Nearly getting squished to death during that one curse where Nanami sat on me
  
• Confessing my undying love to Jowy during that other curse You better not be reading the network today Jowy!
  
• Having Jowy's staff confess it's undying love to my tonfa... amongst other things
  
• Continuously finding graphic porn with pictures in the library
  
• That one curse where I spent the day under the bed afraid to eat... or drink... or sleep... or breathe
  
• Getting bombarded by insinuating pictures of indeterminate nature whenever those strange people flood the city
  
  • And of course Jowy has to go into those entries even though I warn him off of them
    
  • And then doesn't delete his own insinuating entries before leaving the city
    
  • And why are you in there too, Nanami?!
    
• The Sparkly Happy Pink Curse of Doom
  
• Wearing a weird maid outfit. Which I never did, so I have no idea where those pictures come from!
  
• Getting stuck halfway across the city and having to kiss my way back during the mistletoe curse
  
• Continuously finding graphic porn with pictures of me in it in the library
  
• Writing this friggen list
  

----ajjjjggggkklllll!!!

Right. Can't delete this until midnight.

This probably isn't the very best time, but with everything else that's happening, who knows when--- Sergeant Sousuke, a moment of your time?

[[ooc : Those strikes are so deleted and non-existent that their existence would have created a matter-antimatter reaction that would have destroyed the known world.]]