Lesson of the Day : Those People Are Still Weird

[bright_shield]

That's the third time that curse has come around for me, and I'd heard back then that my first time was not its first time. So, four times the strange people have invaded the city, at least. Has any other curse come back so often? I suppose I was kind of hoping that he might have come back like last time too....The first time I just ignored them as

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[freakyfanboy]

"Pimp-slap" a tree...? What's a pimp-slap?

[bright_shield]

It is apparently, and I quote "It's when you slap someone and make them remember who owns them"

. . .

. . . . actually, I'm still not quite sure what it is, myself.

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[freakyfanboy]

Pimp...pimp..."own"..?

((OOC: This is Autor digging through a dictionary to figure out where he's heard that word before.))

[freakyfanboy]

!!

Good Lord--not that sort of pimp!

What is it with these girls and a fascination with sexuality?

[bright_shield]

. . . . . . . . that better not having anything to do with sex, because I'll stay here for a century or three before I do that with a tree!

[freakyfanboy]

...

"pimp, n. a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return."

[bright_shield]

So a pimp has a special kind of slap for his...? I can't believe I'm discussing this. Unless someone has any better ideas, I'm just going to whack the tree a good one. That's if I can even find a tree with a green ribbon around it.

[freakyfanboy]

I suppose? I've never heard of them having a slap.

....Wait, why are you slapping a tree in the first place?

[bright_shield]

That's part of the strange ritual I'm supposed to perform to open up an exit out of the city, according to one of the strange visitors during that curse. Involves dropkicking a gnome amongst other things too. I know it's most probably just a gag, but you never know until you try...

[freakyfanboy]

...

I can't believe you're actually taking something so ridiculous that seriously. Particularly something from one of those crazy girls!

Strike, what strike?

[bright_shield]

Not sure if it was a girl or not, they kept mutating into Vash during the conversation, so... But I've tried everything else, including dangerous things such as making deals with deities. Might as well try idiotically silly things while I'm at it. But I'm still not posting my undying love to Jowy on the network like that other visitor suggested.

[freakyfanboy]

Mutating into VASH?! What in the world--?

[bright_shield]

Yeah, but they said that the pictures were lies and that they're true form was something else entirely. One of the visitors kept on taking the forms of different people I know from back home. It was rather bizarre to hear some things coming from their mouths!

[freakyfanboy]

Come to think of it, one of those strange visitors looked a little like Ishida for a moment, but...I thought I was just seeing things.

[bright_shield]

Taking on the forms of people we know to freak us out even more seems something right up their alley. But... I think it has to mean something, that this seems to be the curse that has come around the most often.

[freakyfanboy]

I've had some of them claim to be somehow in control of things in the past. I believe they called themselves "muns"...Actually, one in particular keeps visiting me, and I think she's connected to Doumeki in some way.