Because when you're down, LJ quizzes.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I helped bubblesinmyhead see the light (8 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I gave ladyegreen a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (662 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
bright_serpent
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In January, I recruited aliceinwonder42 as a new cultist (30 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I fed winterbadger to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I stopped irish_caffeine from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I rescued dormsquirrel from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (160 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
bright_serpent
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