Ten Steps to tongue twisting Kissing
Ten Steps to tongue twisting Kissing
Step 1 Apply Chapstick and suck on a mint
Step 2 Close eyes
Step 3 Pucker Up
Step 4 Wiggle the tongue
Step 5 Explore the inside of mouth
Step 6 Don't gag partner
Step 7 Don't throw up
Step 8 Breathe through nose
Step 9 Run fingers up and down back stopping above butt
Step 10 ENJOY!
Warning: May cause upset stomach, diarreah, indigestion, influenza, Mono, constipation, vomiting, Insomnia, hair loss, blemishes, excessive sneezing, uncontrolable hiccups, black heads, warts, blood blisters, ingrown toenails, tics, fleas, heartworm, ring worm, TSF, excessive farting, excessive burbing, weight gain, weight loss, loss of appetite, stroke, heart attack, epilepciey, siezures, cancer, diseases, reashes, ear inffections, alltimes, nose bleeds, pink eye, cold soar, heartburn, soar throat, muscle spasms, shock, ulcer, heaarnias, blindness, deafness, facial swelling, stomach bleeding, intestenial leakage, kidneyfailer, pancreas cancer, enlargement of the lungs.
Warning if taking too far: Enlargment of prostate, pregnancy, increased periods, ovary cancer, testicular cancer, Chlamydia
Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, Vaginal infections.
Step 1 Apply Chapstick and suck on a mint
Step 2 Close eyes
Step 3 Pucker Up
Step 4 Wiggle the tongue
Step 5 Explore the inside of mouth
Step 6 Don't gag partner
Step 7 Don't throw up
Step 8 Breathe through nose
Step 9 Run fingers up and down back stopping above butt
Step 10 ENJOY!
Warning: May cause upset stomach, diarreah, indigestion, influenza, Mono, constipation, vomiting, Insomnia, hair loss, blemishes, excessive sneezing, uncontrolable hiccups, black heads, warts, blood blisters, ingrown toenails, tics, fleas, heartworm, ring worm, TSF, excessive farting, excessive burbing, weight gain, weight loss, loss of appetite, stroke, heart attack, epilepciey, siezures, cancer, diseases, reashes, ear inffections, alltimes, nose bleeds, pink eye, cold soar, heartburn, soar throat, muscle spasms, shock, ulcer, heaarnias, blindness, deafness, facial swelling, stomach bleeding, intestenial leakage, kidneyfailer, pancreas cancer, enlargement of the lungs.
Warning if taking too far: Enlargment of prostate, pregnancy, increased periods, ovary cancer, testicular cancer, Chlamydia
Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, Vaginal infections.