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"do you want a yearbook...or do u want a house???" ~my mom to my 11 year old brother
"when i get married if my wife is like mom...im getting a divorce." ~danny
me:"danny where are all the matches?"
danny:"idk mom sold them....at the swapmeet like everything else"
"your going to a counslor because you wont give me a hug" ~gran angel
"when i get married if my wife is like mom...im getting a divorce." ~danny
me:"danny where are all the matches?"
danny:"idk mom sold them....at the swapmeet like everything else"
"your going to a counslor because you wont give me a hug" ~gran angel