Drugs are fun.
OUR PLOT FOR WORLD DOMINATION...
EXPOSED!!!
WE DECIDED ONE DAY, THAT WE ROCK HARD. HARDER THAN ORDINARY.SO WE FORMED AN IDEA.
PROJECT: WORLDOMINATIOP.
PEOPLE BEGAN TO UTTER SUSPICIONS AROUND IN MYSPACE LAND, ABOUT A SUPPOSED DUO, MUCH LIKE TENATIOUS D, PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION. THE SUBJECTS DID NOT APPROVE OF THEIR CONSTANT NEED FOR COMPANY OF EACHOTHER, THEY DECIDED TO STRIKE BACK! THEY EXPOSED THEIR PLOT TO ALL OF MYSPACE LAND, TOOK ACTION AND BEGAN A MOVEMENT:
THE ANTI-K'S
THE ANTI-K'S FIRT STARTED THEIR HAVOK AT HOME. THEY WENT RIGHT WHERE THEY KNOW IT WOULD AFFECT KATY AND KAYTE THE MOST...THIER PARENTS. BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS DIPISED THE FACT THAT KAYTE AND KATY OWN LIKE WOAH, THEY WERE ALL FOR THE IDEA OF PLANTING MICROPHONES DEEP WITHIN THE SURFACE OF THEIR SKIN, ON EACH SIDE OF THEIR TEMPLES. FROM THIS, THEY COULD KEEP DATA AND LOGS OF PROJECT DOMINATOP, AND FORCE KATY AND KAYTE TO DESTORY THEMSELVES. THESE FILES AND INFORMATION ARE KEPT IN HIGH SECURITY LOCATIONS THROUGH OUT MOST OF MYSPACE LAND.
BUT WE DISCOVERED THESE LOCATIONS, AND FOUND ALL OF OUR LOGS, AND WE ARE IN SUBMISSION, CONFINED IN A CAVE WITH NOTHING BUT A COMPUTER WITH OUR FLIES STORED. AND THIS REALLY TACKY BLUE FUZZY LAMP SHADE, JESUS, YA REMEMBER? YEAH, IT WAS LIKE 5TH GRADE, WE ALL REALLY LIKED CLUELESS AND WE WENT TO THE SKATING RINK ON TUESDAYS?UHHH. OH, ANYWAYS...
WE HAVE DECIDED TO POST THESE LOGS, FROM DATES WHEN WE WERE ON PLEANTY OF DRUGS, FOR YOU TO SEE, AND SHOW ALL OF YOU, ALL YOU LITTE ANTI-K BASTARDS,
WE OWN THE FUCKING WORLD.
WELL ALWAYS BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH OUT. WERE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. YOU WONT GET US UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE...
KAYTE AND KATY'S FEBRUARY-MARCH LOGS
FILE#8893HNDK WAB:89Y6Y8VNN
2/28/05
-7:43pm
Kayte... STONED... says:
"i taste office max...."
Katy says...
"WHAAAAT?!!?!"
kayte replies...
"like... paper and.... ofice supplies..."
::CONSTANT LAUGHTER FROM BOTH PARTIES::
3/4/05
-1:25am
katy...BLAZED..
. says:
Did he rip his tampon out with YOUR teeth? Then... he shit on it then shoved it back in your pussy didn't he? i bet that's what he did!
-2:04am
katy.... STILL RIPPED AS A MUHAHFUGGA ... says:
I luvzzz me sum albino scabs :)
-2:11am
katy... CONTINUOSUSLY PLASTERED ... says:
dont you just love club crackers?!!?!?!!?!!? they're so BUTTTERY, FLAKEY, AND DELICIOUS!!!!!!
hahahahaHAHAHAhahahaha
we're fucking wierd ass bitches....
all though i seems to be a little more so....
IF YOU JUST READ THAT ENTIRE THING. REMIND US TO SAY THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH OUR SILLINESS....
now do your thing.
(p.s. i just wrote that entire thing high. someone should give me an award.)