10 Amazing Truths About Me.

[briggsy]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Briggsy!

1. Briggsy can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
2. India tested its first nuclear briggsy in 1974.
3. Briggsy once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
4. Without its lining of briggsy, your stomach would digest itself.
5. If you drop briggsy from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to

Comments

[feanelwa]

If you can grow three feet in 24 hours, please can you come and paint the outsides of my upstairs window frames and the fascias and sofits next summer? I'll give you lots of cake.

[briggsy]

Quite possibly Baz would be a better option ...

"Blackmetalbaz is 984 feet tall!"

I've had too much cake already today! :)

[feanelwa]

My house isn't that tall! He'd get backache! We should send him to clean the windows of the giant buttplug in London.

[briggsy]

He might mistake it for a giant lava lamp.

[blackmetalbaz]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blackmetalbaz!

1. Four-fifths of the surface of blackmetalbaz is covered in water.
2. Blackmetalbaz is actually a mammal, not a fish!
3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with blackmetalbaz!
4. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Blackmetalbaz', hated blackmetalbaz and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching blackmetalbaz.