I do not understand the point of this, but the Doctor told me to 'post' it because it is 'fun,' and so I shall. I have editted it to be accurate, however. You humans are far too strange.
1. Your Name:
2. Are we friends?
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me Are you attracted to me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. ...with tongue? This question is
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2. Are we friends? This one, too! You know we are, old girl.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me Are you attracted to me? Well, I think you're the most beautiful TARDIS I've ever seen.
4. Would you kiss me? I have!
5. ...with tongue? Well, I was testing to see if I spilled Pharton particles on your console...
6. Would you enjoy it? Things are always nice with you. Well, usually.
7. Would you ever ask me out to travel with you or go out travel with me if I ask you out to? Every single day.
8. Would you make a move on me attempt to show physical affection toward me in a movie theatre? If I could take you to a proper film, I would rather we just enjoy the time.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: What don't you know about me?
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? I try to.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Can't think of anything.
12. If you heard a rumour about me, would you defend me? Always!
13. Do you think I'm a good ( ... )
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5. So I see.
6. Only usually?
8. I should think that would be quite dull.
9. Nothing.
17. Perhaps. But sometimes it is ... difficult.
18. I would like that, yes.
19. ...I did not realise I had missed that question. I shall go back and edit it properly. Thank you.
20. You do. I enjoy it.
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6. Sometimes you behave badly.
8. Not if you do commentary! And throw popcorn at each other.
9. That's what I figured.
17. Why difficult?
18. Sorry about that, really.
19. Glad to help!
20. As do I.
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6. I most certainly do not! Name an occasion.
8. Would that not be a waste of sustenance?
17. Because there are times I am shamed of my deficiencies.
18. I suppose it cannot be helped.
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2. Are we friends? I consider you a friend. Dunno how you feel, but as you've never ejected my bedroom and I've yet to wake up on top of the mountain I take that to mean you might like me.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me Are you attracted to me? I think you're the most beautiful ship there ever was.
4. Would you kiss me? I would
5. ...with tongue? This question is nonsensical. Disregard. Good. Hex might tease me a bit if he caught me licking your walls.
6. Would you enjoy it? Hex teasing me? No.
7. Would you ever ask me out to travel with you or go out travel with me if I ask you out to? You're already the one to control the travel plans, aren't you? You pretend to let the Professor choose once in a while, don't you.
8. Would you make a move on me attempt to show physical affection toward me in a movie theatre? When would you be in a movie theatre ( ... )
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4. Whatever for?
7. Of course I decide. Just do not let him know you've discovered my secret.
8. I ... do not know, but it seemed a vaguely valid question.
9. You are always welcome with me.
12. I can think of one individual.
13. What is a 'kiss up?'
14. You are welcome.
17. I would, if you cared to listen.
18. You would honestly want to talk with me? I am certain something could be arranged.
19. ...with whom, Dorothy McShane?
21. I will do my best to continue protecting you. ooc; But oh so fun to read~
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4. Don't suppose that makes much sense to a ship, does it? It's a way to show affection, or thanks, or desire. Sort of the way you hum under the Professor's fingertips when he touches the console.
7. I'll keep that t' myself.
9. I'm holding you to that.
12. Who do I need to beat up?
13. You and the Professor are both hopeless at the slang. "Kiss up" means to say what you think the other person wants to hear.
18. *Presses an open hand gently to one of the TARDIS walls* I feel you, sometimes, in my mind. Just a little tickle, like the hairs on the back of my neck standing up on end.
19. Oi! Less of the Dorothy.
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12. The Master, namely.
13. Is that so? I did not think you were ... kissing up to me, then.
18. You are more attuned to my psychic network than I thought, then. If you can feel that, you can surely hear me someday.
19. Very well. But you will tell me with whom you intend on having intercourse while within my walls.
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2. Are we friends? Absolutely not!
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me Are you attracted to me? No, not at all.
4. Would you kiss me? Already have ♥
5. ...with tongue? This question is nonsensical. Disregard. Didn't I, though? I can't remember if I got my tongue in there or not.
6. Would you enjoy it? Oh, I did~!
7. Would you ever ask me out to travel with you or go out travel with me if I ask you out to? Nope.
8. Would you make a move on me attempt to show physical affection toward me in a movie theatre? Um, I wouldn't go to the movie theatre with you at all.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: My favorite opera is Madame Butterfly.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Only if I had to.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Nope!
12. If you heard a rumour about me, would you defend me? I would probably be the one to start it~
13. Do you think I'm a good person ship? Honestly. What do you think?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? ... ( ... )
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5. Leave it to a vampire to be unable to follow directions.
10. In what situation would you have to?
18. Your opinion was not asked for.
19. ...
21. I do not scream.
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5. Hmph! You can't just skip a question. It's important~
10. Oh, I don't know, if the Doctor told me to or something like that.
18. Actually, it was.
19. ♥
21. Oh, you screamed pretty loud when I gave you my blood and sang my song for you.
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5. I can do whatever I please.
18. No, it was not.
21. I did nothing of the sort!
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2. Are we friends? I get the distinct impression you dislike me.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me Are you attracted to me? As a TARDIS, you're not exactly pleasing. But your female projection is actually quite lovely.
4. Would you kiss me? I doubt you would want me to.
5. ...with tongue?
6. Would you enjoy it? I think I could, yes.
7. Would you ever ask me out to travel with you or go out travel with me if I ask you out to? You are surprisingly comfortable to travel in, so I would not mind.
8. Would you make a move on me attempt to show physical affection toward me in a movie theatre? I'm...not entirely sure I fully grasp this ( ... )
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3. You believe so?
6. I request you refrain from attempting to find out.
8. Nor do I, but I assumed most of those who answered would understand it well enough.
9. And yet you still found it acceptable to put a hole in me.
10. What do you mean by that?
12. And what kind would you not defend, then?
15. Most of the time?
17. You would be correct.
21. I thank you.
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6. I do not feel the need to try.
8. It is apparently an Earth custom.
9. No other TARDIS complains like you do.
10. That I think you are already ill. I'm sure the Doctor tries but you need proper replacement parts.
12. A true rumour needs no defending.
13. You are occasionally unstable, especially during flight.
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9. So you make a habit of mutilating us?
10. I am not ill. I function perfectly.
13. That is a lie.
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3. Do not patronise me; I am more than a mere machine.
7. I am fully capable of flight.
8. And why is that?
9. ...you do? Whatever for?
10. I am not broken.
13. I am not to be used. I think and feel for myself.
17. That is quite enough.
18. And you are somehow perfect?
21. How funny that I should think the same of you.
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