Bandwagon meme-ing!

[brigadiertardis]

If you want to have your pup have some sort of sexual relations with mine, comment here! I'll write a drabble Rather Short Fic that does just that!

Because I'm lazy, I'll accept for both the TARDIS (which sounds so wrong, it really, really does -- unless it's Lolita, then Time Ramming is at least canon), and Lucy (shatteredqueen). It's just easier for me to

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[shatteredqueen]

Lucy and Mel, as in "I'll scream your eardrums off but I'm honestly a super genius" Mel?

[shatteredqueen]

[shatteredqueen]

I might do it anyway. JUST TO SPITE

[clydannica]

Oh dear.

TARDIS + Lolita

[brigadiertardis]

They didn't understand. No one did, not even others of their own kind, save perhaps the Rani's ship, and she was always too aloof, too snobbish to bother generating any type of relationship with beings other than her pilot.

But no, they were different. Like their pilots, they danced through the universe to the frenetic beat of hate and love, twined together with the thread of experience, of a shared past. They were sisters of Time, but something more, as well, something unspoken, unbidden, and they railed and raged against their attraction even as they welcomed it.

Each encounter always left them breathless, broken, uncertain of whether they hated or loved. And always wondering if it even mattered, as they waited for the turn of centuries and stars to mark their next meeting, when they might engage in their endless dance once more.

Re: TARDIS + Lolita

[brigadiertardis]

They really are an awesome OTP. It was fun to write, so I'm glad you liked it.

TARDIS + Barbara

[brigadiertardis]

"Oh dear."

Barbara stared at the scanner a moment more before looking around uncertainly, checking to see if anyone was about. It would be absolutely dreadful if Ian or the Doctor or, God forbid, Susan happened to wander in and see this ... filth the TARDIS was currently playing

Re: TARDIS + Barbara

[brigadiertardis]

That is because she loves Babs and knows Babs wants to get laid, ERGO

Re: TARDIS + Barbara

[brigadiertardis]

That just makes her cuter and you know it.