Thirty-third snapshot [Video]
[Maes is seated on his couch behind a coffee table. The table is full of what can be taken as books at first, but are actually photo albums.]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I would like to tell you about someone who just turned five. It is your greatest honor to have a chance to get to know the wonderful and adorable and perfect Elysia!
But of course, I wouldn't make such a claim without proof! And I have proof! Lots of it!
[He grabs the first photo album and opens it up to pie making. As he turns pages of photos he tells the story shown in them.]
I'm sure many of you remember when the apples came into season! The best use for apples ever is pie, and Elysia is a wonderful cook! She licks all of the spoons just right, and knows how to use measuring cups! Baby is a genius! Though sometimes we got flour everywhere. That didn't matter. We still made lots of pies.
[That album done, he puts it down and picks up the next.]
And then we had the beach event! That was fun! Here is Baby with sandcastles, and then--
[The PCD times out, long before Maes is ready for it to. In fact, he has no idea it's turned off, still talking into it and showing off pictures.]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I would like to tell you about someone who just turned five. It is your greatest honor to have a chance to get to know the wonderful and adorable and perfect Elysia!
But of course, I wouldn't make such a claim without proof! And I have proof! Lots of it!
[He grabs the first photo album and opens it up to pie making. As he turns pages of photos he tells the story shown in them.]
I'm sure many of you remember when the apples came into season! The best use for apples ever is pie, and Elysia is a wonderful cook! She licks all of the spoons just right, and knows how to use measuring cups! Baby is a genius! Though sometimes we got flour everywhere. That didn't matter. We still made lots of pies.
[That album done, he puts it down and picks up the next.]
And then we had the beach event! That was fun! Here is Baby with sandcastles, and then--
[The PCD times out, long before Maes is ready for it to. In fact, he has no idea it's turned off, still talking into it and showing off pictures.]