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[brifyi]

I'm sorry, I don't recall purchasing a ticket to crazy town. Queso y arroz! That certainly was the shortest relationship I can truly say that I've been in. Damn boys I tell ya, I really should just become a full fledged lesbian. Well, except when it comes to Chad. ;p

After 328943 days without rain, not only did we finally get some yesterday (

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[brifyi]

I'm telling you, I just knew something was "too good to be true" with this dude! No guy - NADA - can ever be wise for their age.

Okay, que up the jokes....I'll tell you how I met him, but ask me again & I'll deny I ever said this.....i met him off myspace. o_o

What did he do? Oyy, got a sec? Last Wednesday I went to lunch with my sister. Before I picked her up at 12:30, he text messaged me and told me he was going to lunch & would call me later - leading me to believe he was at work.

So, about 3:15ish, my sister & I are headed back to her house and I pull up to the intersection and I see this dude sitting on a brand new crotch rocket that looks awfully similar...then I noticed his trashy arm sleeve tattoos and realize it's Adam. But hold up, not only is he about 30 miles away from where he SHOULD be, he has a chick sitting on the back of his bike holding on to him for dear life, though they were stopped at the light.

Needless to say, I got pissed and he for three days I listened to him cry like a baby on my voicemails and leave the saddest, yet most guilt-ridden text messages ever.

Finally, on Saturday his friend emailed me and told me that crazy fuck had told her that one of my friends (whom he claimed was a mutual friend - LIE!) told him that I was bad mouthing him.O_o Uh, yeah, rewind to 4th grade shall we? Last I checked I wasn't a pre-teen and the two people who did meet him have waaaaaay more important things going on in their lives to spread gossip about that self-absorbed dork.

Long story cut in half, he was making it up to get his friend sooo mad at me that she wouldn't want to talk to me and eventually would find it necessarily to show up at my house and "kick my ass".

Sooooo, yeah - that was a waste of four weeks of my life.

[_timewellwasted]

oh MAN. well bri, i hate to say it, but dammit-- that's what you get for meeting a kid from myspace! that's pretty funked up.

[brifyi]

I know I know! The funky thing is, I wasn't LOOKING for anyone or trying to meet anyone. One day he popped up asking me to add him and when I had my knee surgery, he wrote me like 3 times a day to see how I was doing. Then when my step-dad had his surgery, he kept checking in to see how he was; so obviously I thought he was a nice guy so I agreed to meet up with him. I told him right off the bat that I wasn't looking for a relationship because I of this 10-year stint I just did. But the next thing I knew, I had some weirdo having his butch b/f sending me threatening emails.

Ehhh, c'est la vie, right?