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Jun 21, 2005 11:33

The Ex, aka A Quick and Easy Way to Make Five Hundred Bucks, has become The Ex, aka A PAIN IN THE NECK. Any job, in my opinion, that requires you to walk half an hour along the highway and through grass to get there just because you don't own a car, isn't worth it. "Oh, I see the ferris wheel right up ahead! Crap, there's a SWAMP in the way."

Unless, of course, you don't have any money.

Let's put it this way. If I find another job, I'm putting myself down as 'completely free' and quitting the Ex. It's an hour long commute, and the employers aren't very nice.

Surgery has made my brother bitchy. It's been a week, and he's been out of the house twice. We've offered to take him for walks, go outside with him, play board games with him, but noooo. All he wants to do is lie around in the DARK basement, watch TV, and yell at me to bring him cokes. Yes, I know your knee hurts, but that doesn't mean that moving will kill you. SUNSHINE IS YOUR FRIEND.

Lately, my pillows have been falling through the little crack between my headboard and mattress. Several times a night. I'm too lazy to move the headboard down.
Last night, I had a dream about buying a new headboard.

I have the jingle from the firestone commercial stuck in my head, and I want the Kirstie Alley commercials to shutthefuckup. This means I'm watching too much TV.
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