Confessions of a brie pierce
oh em gee! today was toe-tally Horrible! <3! i was so trying to be anerexic! but my mom made me have a tic-tac! G-ross! i was soo T-oed! No silly not tyrell owens! that means ticked off, for all of you not in the know! SO guess what i did! i threw it up!! im no longer in the double digits of weight! i cant wait to fit into my barbie clothes again!
Ew let me tell you a little tale
THis girl was eating some monsterous square!
and i was all! like !<3! what ever is that?
and she was like! ugh its a sandwhich!
and i was like ! oh! mah! GoaT! where did they come from?!
and then she threw it at my new dooney and burke JJUMPSUIT SET with MATCHING CONVERTIABLE and PARENTS
ugh but i played it cool thanks to the "what to do around peopel who eat handguide"
im so not getting her a b-day present!! <3!
Then the worst of all things happened Jen Laberunter came in to my 2nd period class! and she was wearing the same mascara as me !!!! you can imagine how totally embaressed i was! No biggie, i RIPPED OUT all my eyelashes, mostly because i drink before school, mostly becaues my parents dont love me!! or are non-exsistent!!
But i bleached my mustache so all is well!! check in my blog later for how many times i brushed my hair tomorrow!<3!
p.s. Im pregnant!
p.p.s. i dont know where babies come from!!
Ew let me tell you a little tale
THis girl was eating some monsterous square!
and i was all! like !<3! what ever is that?
and she was like! ugh its a sandwhich!
and i was like ! oh! mah! GoaT! where did they come from?!
and then she threw it at my new dooney and burke JJUMPSUIT SET with MATCHING CONVERTIABLE and PARENTS
ugh but i played it cool thanks to the "what to do around peopel who eat handguide"
im so not getting her a b-day present!! <3!
Then the worst of all things happened Jen Laberunter came in to my 2nd period class! and she was wearing the same mascara as me !!!! you can imagine how totally embaressed i was! No biggie, i RIPPED OUT all my eyelashes, mostly because i drink before school, mostly becaues my parents dont love me!! or are non-exsistent!!
But i bleached my mustache so all is well!! check in my blog later for how many times i brushed my hair tomorrow!<3!
p.s. Im pregnant!
p.p.s. i dont know where babies come from!!