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"(419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked"
"(217): What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light."
"(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that."
"(650): one two three fourrrrnication!"
"(217): What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light."
"(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that."
"(650): one two three fourrrrnication!"