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On Monday, February 7th, at 7:26 AM, my son (that feels so fucking weird to say) Max was born. And he's adorable, and looks nothing like me (I had been hoping that Will had at least a couple of his grandfather's white-guy recessive genes to contribute, but alas, we have a dark-haired, dark-skinned, dark-eyed baby with Asian facial features, so I ( Read more... ) -
Shinin', gleamin', streamin', flaxen, waxen...
Every so often, I get the urge to have all my hair cut off. Like, we're talking Emma Watson hair, here. And it's only a matter of time before I pass by a hair salon and go YES! That would be a GREAT idea!!! And then, 24 to 48 hours later, I remember that I look AWFUL with short hair. I would have done that today, but Simon, the god of hairdos, took ( Read more... ) -
Tax refund!!!
I'mma get about a thousand bucks! Hellllll yeeeeeeeeeaah!!! -
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A couple of weeks ago, Will was sick, and he and I were standing outside, and he starts coughing. After he finished the coughing fit, he goes, "Oh god, I think I've got some horrible disease that's going to kill me." I said, "I strongly doubt it ( Read more... ) -
I'm an awful person
So one of my cousins is a professional dominatrix (not that there's anything wrong with that). Her daughter just posted a picture of herself on Facebook performing with a Rocky Horror Picture Show troupe, wearing, naturally, little more than a corset and fishnets ( Read more... ) -
Yay, new clothes!!
Went to Target today with my mom and bought ( Read more... ) -
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Fuck everything and everyone*.
That is all.
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Poetry!
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So my grandfather died today, although I'm not really sad, because I can't say I was terribly close to him. Really, he was kind of a dick to me. So if I had to describe it with Tarot cards, I'd use the 8 of Cups: "decline of a matter which is of little consequence for good or evil." So yeah. Doo invited me and Will to come live with him in Grandpa' ( Read more... )
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