PISSING!!
On the day of Fri on the week prior to the current week, being the 5th day into the month of August I, Sabina, turned the age of 17. On the day that is my birth I pissed myself for $20.00. Yes indeed I full-fledgedly pissed my pants. I'm sure you don't hear about 17-year-old girls, who are not mentally redarted, that pissed their pants. I am still amazing, and you are still baffled by my complete greatness. So, please do continue your practices of worshipping every aspect of my being.
~Sabina~
~Sabina~