coffee or tea: Well Coffee is the faeces of Satan himself and Tea is created from the love of God himself, so the question frankly is offensive!!
Amen to the tea part!
got stabbed by a vaccuum: Sadly no!!
Hahhahahahha I HAVE I HAVE! I actually added that question in to follow the previous because it was the closest thing to breaking a bone that I have had happen to me. I wouldn't expect any other person in the world to have gotten stabbed by a vaccuum.
WELL YOU SEE: It was my 8th grade year, so this occured a little more than 5 years ago. I was in my sister's room when I heard my mommy call me from the kitchen. Naturally, I answer by skipping down the hallway, making my way to the kitchen to see what she wanted. But little did I know, my mom had just mopped the floor. It was wet, slippery, and dangerous for a skipping little girl. Reacting to this hazzard, I slipped uncontrolably. With my great luck, a vaccuum cleaner was lying right under my potential landing spot. As I slammed into the ground the hose part of the vaccuum went into my neck and STABBED ME!!! And so I had a big hole and had to get 23 stiches and have been scarred-- both physically (in the neck) and mentally (scared of vaccuums)-- for life. THE END!
Don't mistake my tears of laughter as a lack of sympathy!!! :D:D:D
But that must have stung a bit! Never hurt myself in any serious way ever. No stitches or broken bones yet! Only stitches I have ever had are from minor minor operations!
First hoover related incident I have heard of!! :D
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Amen to the tea part!
got stabbed by a vaccuum: Sadly no!!
Hahhahahahha I HAVE I HAVE! I actually added that question in to follow the previous because it was the closest thing to breaking a bone that I have had happen to me. I wouldn't expect any other person in the world to have gotten stabbed by a vaccuum.
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How on earth did you manage to be stabbed by a household vacuum??
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It was my 8th grade year, so this occured a little more than 5 years ago.
I was in my sister's room when I heard my mommy call me from the kitchen.
Naturally, I answer by skipping down the hallway, making my way to the kitchen to see what she wanted.
But little did I know, my mom had just mopped the floor. It was wet, slippery, and dangerous for a skipping little girl.
Reacting to this hazzard, I slipped uncontrolably.
With my great luck, a vaccuum cleaner was lying right under my potential landing spot.
As I slammed into the ground the hose part of the vaccuum went into my neck and STABBED ME!!!
And so I had a big hole and had to get 23 stiches and have been scarred-- both physically (in the neck) and mentally (scared of vaccuums)-- for life.
THE END!
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But that must have stung a bit! Never hurt myself in any serious way ever. No stitches or broken bones yet! Only stitches I have ever had are from minor minor operations!
First hoover related incident I have heard of!! :D
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All hail tea, indeed!
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