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I have no idea what to put in here, I feel I should put in something, for my millions and millions of fans world wide, but I don't know what!
Should I talk about my first kayaking trip when I was but 13 years old and we got caught in the middle of a force 7 storm?
Should I talk about why I don't believe in fate?
Should I greet aboot ma shins which are gaeing me jip in a scottish fashion?
Probably none of the above!!
One thing is for sure, I think back on last year and I can't think on one big thing or risk I done. WHAT A WASTE OF A BLOODY GOOD YEAR!! Hence this year I am moving out.
Always throw yourself into the deep end, the shallow end is for nancys and male fashion students.
I wish I could be 13 again, I would kick a lot more goolies along the way! I think back at things and think "man, I should have kicked him in the goolies!!"
One resolution then, kick more goolies. That's a good one. I have the usual boring 'Eat healthy, exercise more...blah blah blah'. Have you wondered if boring resolutions make for a boring year??! Too big a chance for me to take. So here we go, I will think of some resolutions on the spot, since I have no idea what I am typing, I am just sitting here typing away without any real conscious thought...apart from there, I had to think on how to spell conscious, I knew there was a cheeky wee 's' in ther somewhere! But I digress, here we go!:
->Kick more eejits in the goolies
->Wear spandex at least once
->Obtain a new novelty sized hat. I say obtained because I stole the last one from .my friend. Last two...in fact..
->Steal a hat from my friend. If he has no hats steal something again in halarious fashion.
->Steal a shopping trolley one a drunken night out when I move to Glasgow.
->Call more people Tommy when I first meet them, and introduce all my freinds as Tommy to new people (inside joke this one, me and my best mate call each other and other people Tommy or as a "bunch of Tommy Tanks!", Tommy being the shortened version of Tommy Tank. Tommy Tank rhryms with??)
->Start looking for a new job in Glasgow, to maximise time outwith work (less traveling time) No one ever says on their death bed that they wished they spent more time in work. My point? Sod work, if you have to be a slave to the wage, be a poor one!
->Really start to think for traveling for a year.
I am in danger of getting all serious now, so I will stop, because really, life isn't serious at all.
Life is but one big joke. There are those who get it and those who don't.
Be excellent to each other!
Should I talk about my first kayaking trip when I was but 13 years old and we got caught in the middle of a force 7 storm?
Should I talk about why I don't believe in fate?
Should I greet aboot ma shins which are gaeing me jip in a scottish fashion?
Probably none of the above!!
One thing is for sure, I think back on last year and I can't think on one big thing or risk I done. WHAT A WASTE OF A BLOODY GOOD YEAR!! Hence this year I am moving out.
Always throw yourself into the deep end, the shallow end is for nancys and male fashion students.
I wish I could be 13 again, I would kick a lot more goolies along the way! I think back at things and think "man, I should have kicked him in the goolies!!"
One resolution then, kick more goolies. That's a good one. I have the usual boring 'Eat healthy, exercise more...blah blah blah'. Have you wondered if boring resolutions make for a boring year??! Too big a chance for me to take. So here we go, I will think of some resolutions on the spot, since I have no idea what I am typing, I am just sitting here typing away without any real conscious thought...apart from there, I had to think on how to spell conscious, I knew there was a cheeky wee 's' in ther somewhere! But I digress, here we go!:
->Kick more eejits in the goolies
->Wear spandex at least once
->Obtain a new novelty sized hat. I say obtained because I stole the last one from .my friend. Last two...in fact..
->Steal a hat from my friend. If he has no hats steal something again in halarious fashion.
->Steal a shopping trolley one a drunken night out when I move to Glasgow.
->Call more people Tommy when I first meet them, and introduce all my freinds as Tommy to new people (inside joke this one, me and my best mate call each other and other people Tommy or as a "bunch of Tommy Tanks!", Tommy being the shortened version of Tommy Tank. Tommy Tank rhryms with??)
->Start looking for a new job in Glasgow, to maximise time outwith work (less traveling time) No one ever says on their death bed that they wished they spent more time in work. My point? Sod work, if you have to be a slave to the wage, be a poor one!
->Really start to think for traveling for a year.
I am in danger of getting all serious now, so I will stop, because really, life isn't serious at all.
Life is but one big joke. There are those who get it and those who don't.
Be excellent to each other!