PSYCHOANALYZE YOURSELF!
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
If I was in the woods and not alone... probably one of my sisters.
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Probably a bird of some kind. Rabbits are hard to actually see in a forest, after all.
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I'd watch it while trying not to be noticed. It would go about its business.
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
Two stories. Not a mansion or anything, but nothing tiny either. Looking at it from in front of the front door, which is in the middle, the two rooms on the sides kind of stick out and have bay windows and sitting areas underneath them inside, so that the front door is kind of sandwiched between them. And there's a balcony above that on the second floor. An actual balcony, with a clear glass-like (if not actual glass) wall/door so that you can look outside or sit outside when you're on the second floor. ...It's kind of a fusion of my grandmother's beach houses (this includes the Blue and White house, mostly for coloration - I just can't see it another color for some reason than white with blue trim and stuff (despite what this reminds me of, yes I see what references could be drawn here, I'm such a nerd for GX), though I'm not sure about the roof), and home, except with a balcony like there is at church, kind of. (I designed it in Art and Architecture in my senior year of high school. My mental image of it hasn't changed.)
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No, I don't think it is. There might be a fenced-in area in back if there is a dog around, but the entire house isn't surrounded by one.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
The walls on top are pale green, and on the bottom are kind of maroon-ish, and there are floral patterns painted on it. Lots of sunlight gets in too. There's a wooden china cabinet filled with crystal, and a nice dark wooden table with chairs around it. At the moment, there isn't anything on it, I don't think.
7) You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
The only kind of non-disposable cup that could possibly be thrown on the ground like that anywhere I would be would be something hard to break and inexpensive. Like one of those clear, throw it against the wall and even then it won't shatter kinds. Maybe with a bit of a design to the bottom of it though.
8) What do you do with the cup?
I bring it inside and put it in the kitchen sink so that it can be washed. It's covered in dirt now, after all - who would want to drink out if it right now?
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
The bay that my grandmother's beach house overlooks. There's a wooden set of stairs leading down to the private beach.
10) How will you cross the water?
Why would I want to cross the water? I like it here.
What these things (apparently) mean:
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Makes enough sense. My family is important to me.
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Well, I do try to be optimistic, yes. Keyword try, but.
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Well, for some of them I kind of can't do anything but watch, so... yeah.
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Thinking of a certain few, I guess that makes some sense...
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
So since mine doesn't have a fence except one in back so the dog doesn't get out... I'm half and half?
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Do floral patterns on the walls count as flowers?
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Well, it's hard to shatter a relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend who is nonexistent, I suppose.
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
If you're sure.
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
...wut. o_o I really don't think that's accurate...
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Well, that makes sense at least - no reason to get in the water, no importance to that. Still, number 9 is... what. Just what.