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Today was sexual harrassment day at work.
Rich old financial brokers get quite fiesty when they are drunk.
They asked me if I had enormous pants like all Bridget's.
I said not today.
Sexy pants then.
You reckon.
Bridget sexy small pants.
They're soiled in the bad way.
What?
Would you like red or white
Bridget Jones
Not today
- - 3 hours later - -
Red or White? please tip me so I can get home
What?
Red Wine Sir?
Orrr Bridget Sexy pants hows your enormous pants? White
- - 5 hours later - -
The same shipping exec was sitting in a puddle with the rain pissing down propped up against one of the empty cold towers of the London CBD vomiting on himself. And what respectable taxi will pick that wanker up. None I hope
Bus 8 home
Dan strokes me
soup
asleep
end of sexual harrassment day
Bus 8 to work
start of really tired day full of dropping things.