How the fight started (joke sent by a friend)
My friend Allison sent me this:
What a way to start the day!
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart .... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind .... wasn't even on the horizon .... I was in a great mood .... and then .... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car .... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .... he was a DWARF!!!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?"
............. and that's when the fight started.