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[deathtoboredom]

Ladies and gentlemen!! I know you’ve been waiting all week to do this…

AND NOW IT’S FINALLY TIME!!!

The SOS Brigade, lead by yours truly - Haruhi Suzumiya, is proud to present~! The First Annual…

Sexy Boy Auction!!!!

There’s only a few rules, but you have to follow them or your auction is forfeit.

1. Each person can only win one guy. You can

Comments

[deathtoboredom]

avoidably ~ Roxas!

[deathtoboredom]

$11! He's my skirt boy.

[nymphly]

$12!

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...

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♥

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... please don't bid on me ever again.

[nymphly]

Not gonna happen!

[avoidably]

Why not? Go bid on someone your own age.

[nymphly]

To piss you off, of course. You're only a few years younger anyway, you brat.

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Fine. It's your money, not mine.

[nymphly]

And your time tomorrow... oh wait, if I win, it's mine.

[avoidably]

I don't even want to know what you already have planned.

[nymphly]

Do you prefer whips or chains better?

1/2

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...

[avoidably]

Neither!

[nymphly]

I guess we could go with fuzzy handcuffs, then...