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[deathtoboredom]

Ladies and gentlemen!! I know you’ve been waiting all week to do this…

AND NOW IT’S FINALLY TIME!!!

The SOS Brigade, lead by yours truly - Haruhi Suzumiya, is proud to present~! The First Annual…

Sexy Boy Auction!!!!

There’s only a few rules, but you have to follow them or your auction is forfeit.

1. Each person can only win one guy. You can

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[deathtoboredom]

mono-logue ~ Kyon!

[deathtoboredom]

$10.50 for Kyon!

[mono_logue]

$10.50? You could have bid a little higher than that, the money's all coming back to you and the Brigade anyway.

"SOS Brigade property"?

[deathtoboredom]

Of course! What'd you think you were?

[mono_logue]

If I'm already club property, then why did you even put my name on that list?

[deathtoboredom]

Stop complaining and focus on being studly, or something!

[mono_logue]

Is there any point? People are afraid of what you'll do, no one else is going to bid for me. This is a foregone conclusion.

Twelve hours with Haruhi Suzumiya. A 'date'. Her definition of a date... I don't want to think about that. Although, if she actually behaves in a normal way, I wouldn't mind being seen with her. ... but what are the chances of that? I should spend this time mentally preparing myself for what lies ahead.

[anti_charm]

Let's test how important he really is to you!

$30!

[deathtoboredom]

OH NO YOU DON'T, PAPILLON! You have your own!

$40!

[anti_charm]

But "what's wrong with having more," Haruhi?

$60~

[deathtoboredom]

.... tch! You're a mean player!

$75!!

[anti_charm]

Only when I feel like it.

$90.

[deathtoboredom]

... n- $91!!

[anti_charm]

$95~

[deathtoboredom]

$96! Dammit, Kyon's not worth this much!!

[anti_charm]

$100.