e-mail;
from: Lady
to: Reborn staff@bridge.edu - ACCIDENTAL TO ALL FACULTY
date: February 22, 14:22
subject: You'd better be reading this.
Hey, asshole. That's the eleventh kid that walked into my office babbling on about you and something about maniacs and warning shots fired in the head. And something about cheese. One even smelled like he peed in his pants. Or worse.
I don't even want to think about 'worse'.
Are you trying to set a new record for the most number of people scared witless of you in a single class, or is this your warped way of welcoming me back to work?
Because the next time you pull that shit again, you're paying for the dry-cleaning on my couch. And next time? I'm sending it to my dry-cleaners in Europe.
to: Reborn staff@bridge.edu - ACCIDENTAL TO ALL FACULTY
date: February 22, 14:22
subject: You'd better be reading this.
Hey, asshole. That's the eleventh kid that walked into my office babbling on about you and something about maniacs and warning shots fired in the head. And something about cheese. One even smelled like he peed in his pants. Or worse.
I don't even want to think about 'worse'.
Are you trying to set a new record for the most number of people scared witless of you in a single class, or is this your warped way of welcoming me back to work?
Because the next time you pull that shit again, you're paying for the dry-cleaning on my couch. And next time? I'm sending it to my dry-cleaners in Europe.