Online Dating Profiles
Okay, I’ve been doing this online dating thing for awhile now (without much success, but that’s a story for another time). Anyhow, if you’re a lady and you’re thinking about signing up for the many online dating sites out there, beware of the following profiles. If you’re a man, please be one of the diamonds in the rough and write something ( Read more... )
Just in case you need more hilarity, the original forum thread that started it all is here - http://www.yehoodi.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=67520
And I'm *pretty* sure that in my single, online-dating days I didn't fall into any of those categories. I think I was more "Obscure Reference Guy". I just found an old craigslist confirmation email so I looked up an example:
90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable! - 30
I'm 30 years old, live in Lakeview, and love movies. I love 'em so much that I actually make 'em. Well, I've made a few. One of them's even been in a few festivals. But don't worry - I have a "real job" too - and it doesn't involve knocking over newspaper stands.
I dig improv, jazz, good rock and roll, and technology. And dogs. If you've got a dog, you win 5 points. What can you do with those points? I have no idea, but hey, who doesn't like points? Communists, that's who.
If you're looking for a guy who works out all the time and is training for the marathon, I can introduce you to a friend of mine, but it's not me. I don't smoke, unless I'm watching a marathon of Absolutely Fabulous. I am able to cook, clean, and take out my own trash.
If finding a date was like ordering out of a catalog, I would want a girl that was a combination of Parker Posey, Sarah Silverman, and Liz Phair. But it's not, so I mostly just want to meet someone funny and independent, whom I find attractive, and who does not enjoy the comedic stylings of Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, or Gallagher.
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