Oh Boy(s)
Dating so far this year the cliff notes version…
Jerkwad: a blast from the past. C-H-E-M-I-S-T-R-Y Too bad he’s such a jerk. Too bad he’s such a jerk. Too bad he’s such a jerk. (repeat 100 times)
Dorkitron: He was way too skinny. I think I could bench press him. Seriously, who wants to cuddle with a skeleton? Anyhow, I could look past the physical stuff. The deal breaker was when he told me he could see a girl’s past life when he kisses her. Then he told me his sister is clairvoyant. Well, I guess she didn’t see it coming, when I was called him later that night to say that I didn’t want to see him anymore.
Dirty Joe: Oh the stories with this one. He also sent a table of guys over to guess whether I waxed or not (and they weren’t guessing if I waxed my legs or eyebrows). He asked me to go to a swingers party with him. He also told me it was a requirement to flash other boaters if I were to go on his boat with him. I have one word to sum up this guy-classy!
High School Kid: A bunch of people from high school recently discovered Facebook and I reconnected with a guy from high school. He moped on and on about his ex. Sheesh, when are you going to stop whinging so that we can make out?! Get over it already!
XXX: Wow. I just remembered why I keep him on my phone list.
I’m in my 30’s, still smoke pot, and work in a frame shop guy: Need I say more. Grow up already. He was a bit too skinny too. I don’t think I like skinny guys anymore. There’s a difference between athletic and toned and soft and skinny (ew). You know what I mean? Anyhow, the dude was huge, so I had to take a test drive.
British Guy: Charming and smooth, but a little insecure (easily fixed). I actually kinda liked him. He’s a big guy. (Never been with a big guy before.) Anyhow, this one had potential until suspicious times. Did I mention that I liked him? All of a sudden, he was only available to hang out during lunch time, during work hours, or right after work for an hour or so. S-U-S-P-E-C-T Give me a break, just be straight with me. I don’t need that kind of crap.
Things that are a brewing….
Dumb guy: Tall, dark and handsome. No wait, incredibly HANDSOME. He’s super sweet too. I really want to like him, but he’s not the brightest light bulb. Okay. He’s incredibly handsome, but DUMB. Seriously, he didn’t know what sultry meant. When we were talking on the phone, he said none and then spelled it out loud to make a point, but he spelled it N-U-N. So be it, when the British Guy told me to stop being pedantic. I didn’t know what it meant, but I looked it up right away. Intelligence is a must. This might be a deal breaker.
Super crazy smart man: Seriously, this guy is cute and smart. I have a feeling he’ll be saying the same thing about me that I said about dumb guy. I’ll keep you posted.
Irish guy: stay tuned….
Jerkwad: a blast from the past. C-H-E-M-I-S-T-R-Y Too bad he’s such a jerk. Too bad he’s such a jerk. Too bad he’s such a jerk. (repeat 100 times)
Dorkitron: He was way too skinny. I think I could bench press him. Seriously, who wants to cuddle with a skeleton? Anyhow, I could look past the physical stuff. The deal breaker was when he told me he could see a girl’s past life when he kisses her. Then he told me his sister is clairvoyant. Well, I guess she didn’t see it coming, when I was called him later that night to say that I didn’t want to see him anymore.
Dirty Joe: Oh the stories with this one. He also sent a table of guys over to guess whether I waxed or not (and they weren’t guessing if I waxed my legs or eyebrows). He asked me to go to a swingers party with him. He also told me it was a requirement to flash other boaters if I were to go on his boat with him. I have one word to sum up this guy-classy!
High School Kid: A bunch of people from high school recently discovered Facebook and I reconnected with a guy from high school. He moped on and on about his ex. Sheesh, when are you going to stop whinging so that we can make out?! Get over it already!
XXX: Wow. I just remembered why I keep him on my phone list.
I’m in my 30’s, still smoke pot, and work in a frame shop guy: Need I say more. Grow up already. He was a bit too skinny too. I don’t think I like skinny guys anymore. There’s a difference between athletic and toned and soft and skinny (ew). You know what I mean? Anyhow, the dude was huge, so I had to take a test drive.
British Guy: Charming and smooth, but a little insecure (easily fixed). I actually kinda liked him. He’s a big guy. (Never been with a big guy before.) Anyhow, this one had potential until suspicious times. Did I mention that I liked him? All of a sudden, he was only available to hang out during lunch time, during work hours, or right after work for an hour or so. S-U-S-P-E-C-T Give me a break, just be straight with me. I don’t need that kind of crap.
Things that are a brewing….
Dumb guy: Tall, dark and handsome. No wait, incredibly HANDSOME. He’s super sweet too. I really want to like him, but he’s not the brightest light bulb. Okay. He’s incredibly handsome, but DUMB. Seriously, he didn’t know what sultry meant. When we were talking on the phone, he said none and then spelled it out loud to make a point, but he spelled it N-U-N. So be it, when the British Guy told me to stop being pedantic. I didn’t know what it meant, but I looked it up right away. Intelligence is a must. This might be a deal breaker.
Super crazy smart man: Seriously, this guy is cute and smart. I have a feeling he’ll be saying the same thing about me that I said about dumb guy. I’ll keep you posted.
Irish guy: stay tuned….