Throwing out your back really sucks
You know what sucks even more. When you find yourself frozen and unable to move on your living room floor and your pain medicine and muscle relaxers are laying at your feet and you're unable to reach them. Every inch you slowly move towards the pills is excruciating and takes at least ten minutes. Once you finally reach the magic pills, you find you can't open them because one hand is precariously supporting your weight while the other hand desparately claws at the childproof caps. At this time you curse the childproof caps, ever so gracefully pop the cap in your mouth and use your teeth and one working hand to finally open the magic pills, and seriously wish you would have taken that email offer (where that creepy guy offered to be your slave) seriously.